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Micah_Cyanide-Heart's picture
on July 31, 2020 - 9:15pm

THIS IS MY LIVE REACTION
(i type as i listen)
I DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ANY OTHER BVB SOLDIERS
THIS IS MY OPINION
enjoy this absolute shitpost:

....

the outcasts (reborn):
EEEEE starting the album off strong kinda creepy but fokin vibey fuck yeah we the black veil brides

...

we stitch these wounds:
holy fuck lies screams ok andy we see you
oh shit the guitar oh fuck everything
yesssss omfg i love can we just say yes
aight that was pretty chill
liked that

...

beautiful remains:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(*translation* GUITAR OMFG SCREAMING THE BASS THE VOCALS THE DRUMMMSSSS THE GUITAR LISTEN TO THOSE STRINGS AND ANDY SCREAM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE OG MADE ME CRY THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH IM DYING * beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*)

...

children surrender:
oh shit guitar aight then
HOLY FUCK THE QUIET WHEN HE STARTS SINGING
AND HIS VOICE

OH FUCK LIQUID GOLD TO SCREAMING IM GONNA CRY

IM CRYING
OK
THIS IS HAPPENING
WOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOHHHH
HOLY FIIIUUKKKK THE GUITAR SOLO HHHHHH
theeeeeeeee drummmmssssss
the guitarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
the voiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the bASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ITS TOO MUCH IMMA RELISTEN TO THIS LIKE 12 TIMES BEFORE I CAN EVEN START TO REALLY APPRECIATE THE SONG IN GENERAL AND NOT JUST "HOLY FUCK THE VOICES"

...

spotify ad:
definitely annoying as fuck 0/10 get that shit out of here im listening to bvb

...

2nd spotify ad:
wtf for real why u do this i told you get the fuck out bvb is waiting

...

PERFECT WEAPON:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANDY KILL ME PLEASE
I WAS WAITING FORE THIS OMFG
THE SCREAM
THE SCREAM IS BETTER
HOW THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID THE SCREAM GET BETTER

HOW THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID THEY MAKE MY FAVORITE SONG FUCKING BETTER I WORSHIP THESE MEN

JESUS CHRIST THE HIGHER OCTAVE IN THE BACKGROUND
IM
I CANT
ANDYS VOICE MATURED
AND NOW ITS
I CANT
I CANT
IM CRYING
ITS TOO FUCKING MUCH
OH FUCK
OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

THE MOTHER
FUCKING
GUITAR

...

KNIVES AND PENS:
FAVORITE SONG PART 2 ALSOBETTER THSI IS NOT FAIR IM GOING TO PLAY THESE AT MY FUNERAL
AL:ONE AT LAST WE CAN SIT AND FIND

HOLY SHIT

ANDY
JAKE
CC
JINXX
LONNY\

WITH KNIVESS AND PENNNNNSSSS
I GIVE UP
THE SCREAMS ARE TOO POWERFUL
SATAN TAKE ME
TAKE MY FUCKING SOUL I DO NOT DESERVE TO LISTEN TO THIS

OH MY FUCK

THE GUITAR
THERES A LONG NOTE
AND JUST
THE NOTE
JESUS
HHHH

ANDYS VOICE
IS BETTER
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FUCKING
KILL
MEEEEEEEE

TURN OUT THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

...

the morticians daughter:
ok im ready for the piano
oh fuck I WASNT READY FOR THE PIANO
IM NOT READY FOR VIOLIN
FUCK JINXX DIDNT HAVE TO USE MY FUCKING LIFE STRING ON YOUR VIOLIN

IM FUCKING CRYING
GODDAMMIT
I ALWAYS SAY IMMA CRY BUT IM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING
JINXX HOW
HOW DID YOU DO IT

THE SONG
I CANT
ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

JESUS THE RISE
THE NOTES
JINXX

HOLY
JUIST

FUCK

OMFG
THE TEARS ARE ON MY GLASSES I CANT SEE

...

holy fuck im gonna need a minute

MANS HAD THE A U D A C I T Y
to take my life string from the greek fates and use it on his fucking violin like i dont mind but rude

alright
lets get
back
to the music

..

all your hate:
oh im so ready
oh fuck sound
guitar
oh shit
its
hhhhh
the bvb sound
oh shit
holy fuck
THE TRANSITION
ITS INCREDIBLE
THIS SONG
I CANT
ALL THE SONGS
TOO MUCH
THE SCREAMS IM NEVER FUCKING READY

YES ANDY
YAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
SING IT MOTHERFUCKER
SING IT LIKE YOU ARE
JESUS FUCKNG CHRIST THE TALENT IN THIS GROUP
SOME THINGS NEVER
JESUS
SHIT THE SINGING THEN SCREAMS THEN SINGING ITS JUST

HHHHH
FUCK ANDY SINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
THE GUITAR
OH FUCK
NOT READY
SCREAMS
GUITAR
DRUMS
SOUNDDDDDDDDDD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

DID YOU JUST FUCKING
THEY GAVE ME AN AD
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG
WHAT
...

FUCK THERES TWO ADS
SPOTIFY DIE

...
(back to song)
FUCKKKKK THIS SONG IS AMAZING

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
(dies)

...

never give in:
THE
THE GUITAR
THE
THE DRUMS
THE GUITARS
JAKE
JINXX
I CANT
SINGING
BASS
GUITAR
DRUMS
TOO MUCH
JESUS
ANDY
THE GUITAR FUCK ITS SO FAST LIKE DAMN
the fucking melody jesus christ

SHIT THE SCREAMS
IM NEVER READY
FUCK

THE HIGH NOTE ON THE GUITAR JESUS FUCK
THEY NEED TO HOLD THE NOTES MORE IT KILLS ME

...

never give in:
woah aight wtf is this shit
like a
what
GUITAR?
what
GUITAR AGASIN
FUCK THE SHIT O FUCK
THE TEMPO OF THIS
OH JESUS
IM FUCKED HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
OMFG THIS IS INCREDIBLE

NEW FAVORITE
IDK THAT I EVER HEARD THE OG OF THIS

HOLY FUCK
THE SCREAMING BEHIND THE SINGING JESUS FUCK

OH MY GOD
THIS IS FUCKING PHENOMINAL

I CANT
WHAT
HOW

THE SOLO JESUS
I-
WITCHCRAFT

I CANT

I NEED ANOTHER MINUTE

....

that was
i cant even

holy fuck that was i n c r e d i b l e

ok
next song

...

sweet blasphemy:
jesus
the
already?
wow
instant heart pain
the guitar
fuck yeah jinxx and jake yall get that shit
ANDYYYYYY theres my dude
WE ARE YOUNG AND WE ARE STRONG
FUCK YEAH
LYRICS
HHHHH
SONG
HHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WWWWOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JESUS THE
I CANT
THE GUITAR
THE DRUMS ARE FUCKING STRONG LIKE

GODDAMN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOAAAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhTHE SONG
THE GUITAR

WHAT THE FUCK
THE SLOW

Its

ITS

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING I CANT
THE GUITARS AND ANDY

OOOOOO THE BASS

JESUS

WHEN DARKNESS IS ALL YOU SEEE
THIS IS OUR SWEET BLASPHEMY

..

..

..

shit we at the last one

aight
this gonna be a lot
oh fuck
ok so texting a friend whos also reacting they lkeep telling me "lmk when you get to carolyn"
ah fuck what they do this time

..

..

..

Carolyn:
HOLY SHIT
OMFG
WHAT IS THIS
THERE
NO
PAUSE

...

what the fuck is this

who the fuck
gave existence
permission to put ACOUSTIC GUITAR
ON THE LAST SONG
OF AN EMOTIONAL AS FUCK ALBUM
WHERE IVE ALREADY CRIED TWICE

fuck i need a sec

gonna shake out the earlier tears
jsdkjhasdgsjdgjag

ok
i think im ready

...

carolyn (contd):
IM NOT READY
THERES
NO ACOUSTIC AND ELECTRIC
HHHHHHH
OMG

NOO
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SONG THAT ACTUALLY GETS ME

NO ANDY
STOP SINGING OVER THE ACOUSTIC
I CANT
FUCK TEARS
TEARS

LOTS OF TEARS

NO ANDY
STOP SINGING OVER THE MUSIC ITS TOO MYCH
FUCK
OWWWW
INTERNAL SCREAMING
NOOOOOO
Is that

it slowed
omg

nooooo
i cant
I CANNNT
JESUS FUCK
OMFG
ANDY SINGING
AND THE ACOUSTIC
AND THE DRUMS
AND THE BASS
AND THE MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR
THE
FUCKING
GUITAR

I CANT

THE AUDACITY
I CANT

JESUS THE SOLO
OMFG
YES JAKE JINXX GET THAT SHIT IN HERE
FUCK YOU CANT DO THAT LITTLE LIKE BREAKDOWN PART NO

NO STOP
MY HEART
MY INTERNAL FUCKING ORGANS
AGHHH
FAILURE
THEYRE FAILING ITS TOO INCREDIBLE

ah fuck the
oh shit

...

ok

the album
jesus
fucking
christ

just......
wow

that was
that actually might have been one of the most incredible things ive heard
and you might think im overexaggerating or sum
but like
if you listen to anything on this album:
knives and pens, perfect weapon
carolyn

just

wow

new favorite album for a while ok