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happy thanksgiving

I've spent my morning watching the return concert on youtube and just imagining being there ( https://youtu.be/QzEJXzgYZ18 ) I also go to talk to my friend :) I'm not up to much but I feel pretty fucking happy bc my mom agreed to cut and bleach/dye my hair. I'm super excited about that:DDD

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im back (life update) (tw)

It's been a hot minute XD I forgot I had to actually type a blog to post a blog and that I cant just daydream about it lol. anyway here's a few things that went down since the last time I was here...
so my friend who was in the hospital came back like a day after I talked about it, it turns out he was just joking and someone called an ambulance on him. my sister just moved out of the room we shared so now i have it all to myslef :D I've also made more friends with people at school, people who accept me for how I am and aren't assholes.

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AHHH SOMEONE HELP ME FIND WHERE THIS CAME FROM

OK, SO YOU KNOW THE MEME THAT A BLURRY PHOTO OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE FRANK TAKING A SHIT???? I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE IT COMES FROM. I HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE FUCKING THING. LET ME KNOW IF ANY OF YALL KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT ALL!!!!

*cries in frustration*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK, NOODLE (GORILLAZ), AND KUROMI (SANIRO)!!!

WHY WERE SO MANY COOL PEOPLE BORN TODAY??? ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF ITS YOUR DAY OF BIRTH :DDDD !!!! ALSO HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND STAY SAFE!!!!
for Halloween, I'm being a revenge-era emo, so I'm basically just trying out a new style and using Halloween as an excuse to wear fake blood. eat LOTS of candy, have fun, and try not to go insane in the membrane. (insane in the brain, Cypress Hill)

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vent/ life update (tw)

I just had the worst 2 weeks of my life. my best friend is currently in the hospital after saying some weird shit last night. I've officially got no friends at my new school and every time I talk to Bug I always feel like I'm being rude. all of my existing mental problems have gotten at least 5 times worse, so I've just been using humor to cope. I'm bored and sad and I feel like I don't exist :( every time I get a hint of joy in my life it's ripped away the following Monday. but hey, if you wanna look on the bright side then I got Bug's number and I've been texting him a bunch.

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just watched signs with my mom

I just watched signs with my mom, it's pretty ok. I mean seems kinda overrated but that's probably because everyone I know was hyping it up so bad. after typing about this whole essay about my favorite kinda movies and stuff like that then accidentally deleting it, I've decided to just write a list. I'm too tired for this shit.

favorite kind of movies: disaster movies.
most memorable movies: volcano, 2012, clover field, independence day, and war of the worlds (that movie scared the shit outta me)
top 8 favorite movies
1. I am legend
2. Shawn of the dead
3. clover field
4. 2012
5.

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feelin' good

I had one hell of a week, but somehow I feel pretty good rn. it's Friday so I can sleep in tomorrow and I just heard about spacehey, a recreation of myspace. I don't have an account yet but it looks just like the original myspace. I mean, I wouldn't know I wasn't alive then.
also, is it just me or do things from the 2000s and early 2010s seem cooler than things from the present day? it might just be me, but I would give anything and everything for a time machine. anyway, it's kinda late I should head to bed.

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(im) sad af

I keep seeing spam that looks like it's called "sad af" I just think that's kinda funny. anyway, I just drank out of a mystery water bottle, I was thursty and just grabed the closest water. I have no idead how old it was. pray for me.

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THE BEST THING HAPPENED TODAY AHHHHH

My Spanish teacher rearranged the seating chart so now I sit next to this really cool alt guy! I don't know if I should share his name so I'm just going to call him Bug for now. but let me tell you, he has the coolest name ever. I'm going to send him an email asking if he wants to be friends, and I'm gonna put in a bunch of frog memes to try and persuade him. The one friend I do have does not know of a thing called personal space. I painted my nails black this weekend and she grabbed my hand and was like "OMG UR SO EMOO HAHAHA" like tf?

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ack spam

So I got my hair dyed... it didn't turn out to be the color I wanted bc the stylist decided to not bleach it (my hair is dark brown) and just lay it on top and pray :( now instead of purple, I have a maroonish-brown color but everyone says it looks purple (probably to make me feel better). But don't worry, it's going to take more than that to take down max!

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