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no-one cares but...

this site seems really... idk, juvenile. and that's fine. but i guess i moved passed the whole gaga for gerard faze...
im announcing my leave this time cus apparently people get freaked if you don't.
bye.
i'm probably not coming back.

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biig fucking sigh.

ok, so i just got an email from someone and people are worried and shit, and i just... i had to deal with some major shit, and i just kinda ignored this place cus it's so, you know, emo. it's liek a bullet for my valentine music video and i kinda don't need that but whatevs, i got nothin better to do.

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hey

if yall like gay smut u should check out my brother VonBoche on newgrounds, if u cin overlook the furry shit, it's actually pretty good. and i am a furry hunter saying this.

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Bucket list

imagine if you will
a truck.
a cement truck.
the cement is a compounded cocktail of garbage, trash, recycling and refuse.
A cemented fermentation of dementia and daemons en absentia
there's a highway.
and this highway leads to every where.
one exit leads to the land of the great view.
another leads to the lands of great thunder and echo.
yet another leads to the land of soft ground.
and the last leads to a land of great flavor.
but before the truck can reach it's destinations
to pave over these natural beauties
and make the world bland
it must break a barrier. and it does
almost

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i made another art.
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i broke my earbuds.

so i went back and listened to some of that early trap-rap, like early migos, and soundcloud era x, and peke 77, and omygod we had no trap producers who knew what they where doing.

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What Rock Opera/ Concept Album would be your soundtrack?

OK BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING BY MCR IT HAS TO SOMEWHAT REPRESENT YOUR LIFE!
mine would be 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show", performed by little nell, tim curry, and a shit ton of other people.

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I busted my shit.

so, i was at a skatepark today, right. and right next to the park was this old school playground, right?
you know, with the merry-go-rounds, and the long metal slide that burned your ass when u went down it?
well there was this big ol roller slide blocked off with a chain, so i thought: that wold be fun to skate down, right? and i built up speed, and tried to jump the fucking chain, but i didn't jump high enough, and it rammed my shin so hard it bled, and the i fell down the slide and landed on my ass

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stupid shit

so i found out that you can't search anything containing 666 on these chrome books.
like wtf. is the devil gunna jump out and hack the chromebooks?

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Rich People Suck

i cannot freaking beleive the bullshit these upper middle class schaumburgians are tryin ta pull.
these wannabe whiteboy gangbangas are bein the loudest most retarded bullshit dickeating zilchheads ever. and they say
oh, im strapped, bruh.
i get my baseball bat. i don't play baseball. it's a weapon
and these muthafuckas skrrt and hit the dab like whiz khalifa
so u tell me.
u strapped. but u gunna flea like a parasite?
and they got like 100 dollar sweaters. i never even seen a hundred dollar bill in my life. all you gotta do is grab ur knife and put punk on ur cheap headset, and they nervous

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