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Some "friends" of mine

The regulars:

Crash Claw:
One of my oldest friends. He escaped bat city with his parents when he was five, but they died a few years ago after becoming waveheads. He drives this bright yellow 2004 ford focus with black details. He painted a lightning bolt on the front and blacked out the doors except for yellow lightning bolts. He named the car, fittingly, Bolt. He comes by about every two weeks, buying two cans of power pup and usually some other item. Hes good with cars and usually finds some parts to trade. He's one of the only people Jyro likes, other than me and.... the four....
Im sure

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more LGBT+ family woohoo

Yeah so my aunt K texted me for the first time in a long time
honestly i forgot i had her number

Anyways we were texting earlier, many conversations went through the messages, and she asked me if i had anyone i was "talking to" or had a crush on. I told her yeah, a two or three.

So then i told her about this dude. damn hes fine. hes got black hair that just barely touches over his eyes, which are a super bright piercing blue.

And then i told her about my main girl crush.
And i realized OH SHIT I NEVER CAME OUT TO HERRRRRR
then she was super fine with it, first of all
she asked me if i was bi

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I finished handsome squidward

I did this for my crackhead friend.
Shes not really a crackhead but she acts like it. I do too, thats why we're friends tbh lol.

Gonna go put it in her mailbox sometime soon.
maybe tomorrow.

Some of my favorite threats and insults and sayings:

Im gonna shove my fist up youre ass so far that youll be qualified as a Muppet on sesame street motherfucker.

You are a burnt piece of toast someone left on the floor for a year, noticed, and left it on the floor for another year.

Well slap my ass and call me 1929, cuz im a great depression.

Shut up or youll be smiling from the other side of your face.

Fancy a dust up?

Oh my god if you dont stop im going to touch your kneecaps.

(personal favorite)
GIMME THEM TOES BITCH

I will send you to england via 8 month one way boat trip with no indoor

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HOLY SHIT

THE TIKTOK USER IM KIND OF IN LOVE WITH (@mythicaliity)
HAS A YOUTUBE
AND THEY POSTED YESTERDAY
HOLY FRICK

I need tiktok
just so i can message them
holy shet theyre freaking gorgeous and i really really like them. Theyre funny too.

HOW DID I NOT FRICKIN KNOW THEY HAVE A GODDAMN YOUTUBE HOLY FUCK

(and they like Jacksepticeye and Markiplier so theres that too)

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Cyanide Heart pt 3 (description)

Alright zonerunners, you probably want to know what my ugly mug looks like, huh?
Well, for a start, if you havent gathered i dont say im a specific gender.
Im a killjoy, and thats it.

Anyways, so uh...
Destroya, where do i start.

Alright so i have dark hair, almost black, and i have it cut to about an inch above my scalp. Its spiked up naturally and the tips are Party Poison red. My eyes are blue but Im almost always wearing my rayblazer sunglasses, so you cant see 'em often.

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Cyanide Heart story pt 2 (idk i have a headache lol)

If you didnt know, i live basically alone.
I have Jyro to talk to, but it still gets lonely.

We get some pretty interesting people at the station.
Ill tell you my top seven.

7. This random squad of guys who only had one eye.
Basically this group of like 8 or so guys, each missing an eye, walked into the store asking for various items. One was asking for blue gloves, which we conveniently had. He gave me a bag of marbles in exchange, ranging from a small blue and purple marbled one to a large one that looked like it had a tiny universe in it.
6. A pack of dogs.
Literally one day a pack of dogs

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Killjoy OC story - Cyanide heart

So um...
Hi.
My name is Cyanide heart but you can just call me Cy.
I live alone in this gas station out by uh... i dont know what the road is called. But i have a little bit of a trading store going.
You need something? if ive got it bring me something to trade and ill give it to you. I have everything from spark plugs to figurines to hair dye.
I have to tell you something though. I have and Avoidant personality disorder. Basically it just means i dont dont really like people, and i get offended really easily.
Its why im glad i dont get many customers at the station.

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small towns suck when youre not straight

Ok so when you come out, every fuckin person knows (apparently not for me thought i told my friend group and a few others and no one knew after three months i was severely confused and still am)
All the girls (or whatever) you wanna date youve basically known since dang SECOND GRADE you either know too well and dont want to lose or you dont find them attractive because you know them so well.
That or the hot girls know how fuckin weird you are so they dont wanna date you (or is that just me)
And then theres the whole thing with
THERES LIKE NO GAY CHICKS AT MY SCHOOL OTHER THAN MY BEST FRIENDS

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