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if yall gon be dicks i might as well join.

on May 11, 2020 - 7:25pm

1. My actual name is Jonas after the terrible boyband which leads to number
2. My friends nicknamed me "Zurp" after the first time i tried lean. i ended up in a ditch after spraybombing the town.
3. all my friends have really dumb nicknames. Aids, Brain and his sister Chain, Doc, Wiccer Chair, Jingur and Lil Jing.
4. I have been to more punk/metal shows than there are years in my life.
5. I still don't have a phone.
6. I can skate, but i don't have a board.
7.I've been in 3 bands.

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why.

on May 2, 2020 - 7:44pm

why was i born here. not a question, a sentence. so many musicians i love gone, or too old, or broke up. and the ones that are popular suck and we destroyed everything. or maybe im wrong, and the elliott smith is getting to me. i wish i could've known him. but man, between the bar is really effecting me.
also now my crush's brother is mad for some reason and my other friend says it's cause i replaced him. HOW THE FUCK COULD THAT HAPPEN! I mean, they've known me for, like a month, at best, and they've known him for years.

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i can't stand myself

on April 29, 2020 - 7:52pm

i like hazbin hotel
i hate furries.
i also fucking love angie and want his spider co-

sorry.

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Round four Eliminations

on April 27, 2020 - 8:05am

Jojo Ferocious and the Commie Committee
The Neon Circus
Free Range Extra Virgin callalalalalala
Edgelord 560
Sludgefest

Choose one. please. this is taking forever...

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Third Round Of Eliminations

on April 22, 2020 - 8:13am

PistolShootFace
JoJo Ferocious and the Commie Committee
Sludgefest
Digory Dunkirk and the Shovels of Virtue
Free-Range Extra-Virgin 100% Vegan Assmeat Substitute
Lick It Tung
The Neon Circus

and Harbinger for Hire suggested: Edgelord 560 after I roasted them.

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Tuesday April 21, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

The Names That were earlier transcribed have been whittled down to these, plus a few others.

The Glitchy Glitchy Femboys
Jojo Ferocious and the Commie Committee
I Hate You Less Than I Hate Me
The Neon Circus
The Jetson Cult Killings

Additions:
Sludgefest
Eon Peon
Nyanic Crapcan
PistolShootFace
The Arkansas Rubeleeon-(first album would be I cant spel)
Sick Sense
The Mudflaps
Digory Dunkirk and his Shovels of Virtue
Free-Range Extra-Virgin 100% Vegan Assmeat Substitute
Symbionic Symbiotics
weelr deelr
Cunttress
Lick It Tung

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Tuesday April 21, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Ok so i been dredging thru this site 4 like n hour and O MY FUCKING GOD this site is nothing but an edgefest and i been part of it. it makes me cringe to see kids that go "O I hAf No FrEiNdS" and While I know that there are really kids that have that problem, they don't post about it. I should know, cause all through middle school i had maybe three friends and 2 of them were medications. so, when ur posting about all that cap O im so ALONE maybe u should reconsider what ur doing. its all just a competition to see who's edgiest and it's kinda gross and exaggerated. If u wer really that kid then u know wat i mean, but if u whining about, ur just pouring black eyeliner on a fucking bitter ass pill.

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Tuesday April 21, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

The Carnal Affair
The Army Brats
The Rifling Project
Belligerence Incarnate
The Glitchy Glitchy Femboys
The Experiment That Went Wrong
Slimer's Pimp
The Skinhead Skinners
Hawkaloogie
The Bomb in Mar-a-Lago
Froot by the Metric Tonne
The Effyou's
I Hate You Less Than I Hate Me (I Hate You for short)
JoJo Ferocious and The Commie Committee
The Grand Ole'
The Curfew Breakers
The Straightjacket Circuitbrakers
The Neon Circus
The Jetson Cult Killings
The Carriage Wreck
The Bloody Rotters
The Grunts
The Car Crashes

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Yo
Sunday April 19, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Hey, am I the only one that wants Bob Briar Back in MCR?
Also, for you diehard Misfits, I liked Michale Graves better than Danzig.

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Sunday April 19, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Yall ever notice how sexually charged Nirvana was? I mean, that clip of Krist and Dave spitting wine at each other while they moaned was... interesting. Yes it actually happened and it was recorded. search up Nirvana Funny Moments or something like that you'll find it.

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Saturday April 18, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Could you help?
If you could, would you?
Is that it?
IS THIS FUCKING WHAT you YES you MEAN BY THE "GREATER GOOD"????????
what the fuck good is it if we mourn a suicide but can flip a switch to kill 1 when 5 are saved. the effects and affectations are a mind-boggling consuming broken record that hates me. hates you who cares who when YOU stand the trial stand as standbyers endure and rubberneckers crash into my ASS AND FUCK YOU who the hell are you anyway no really I don't recognize you bythewayside, whore what a funny word recognate is a grate in a subway and now I'm cracked like a terracotta iota loser failure cracker whore bitch PIECE OF WORTHLESS FUCKING SHIT GARBAGE TRASH yep that's me do you mind? i would like to reenact the cover of hammer smashed face. yes by cannibal corpse. no, i'm not DOWN HOW COULD YOU THINK I'M DOWN? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'll be your Gerard, your Jared, your fucking Lecter if you need me but where the hell are you in this asinine blue marble of a worthless speck of your bitching can you find me i'm fucking hurting. I wish you could hold me when I'm hurting. I've never seen heard smelled or touched you but please Schenk mir vas. i'm pleading to you o green world i'm disturbed. he hurts me and can't understand.

Homicide Homosexual Homo sapien erectus simpson peon fuck you but fuck me first

Invisible hands grasp and pull on the fabric of my sanity now torn worse tha richard hell's shirt yes this is a cry for help.

BEnjamin man could ya help a guy out? No? Really. i hate you less then i hate me. you suck. fuck you. get the hell out of my head it'sbreaking it's breaking i can feel a crack, and now i've shattered. looky here, now my dad has to have another son to replace the one i broke hahaha does anyone find this funny?