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ok so now im a gangbanger.

on May 24, 2020 - 2:17pm

i have always been a fan or the Insane Clown Posse. And i have always have called myself a Juggalo. but now i have the axeman tattooed on my arm, with i.c.p. and Juggalo over and underneath. also, since 2011 theJuggalos have been officially labeled as a hybrid street gang. fuck

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I POSTED A ART on the NeWgRoUnDs

on May 20, 2020 - 4:49pm

it's a really shitty watercolor, made worse by the terrible camera. it's at
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jonii-chan/zombie-zurp
if you want to see it.

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im gonna die

on May 19, 2020 - 5:44pm

so here's the scenario.
in one day.
I got pot.
i got rum.
i got a plate of pancakes
i went skating
i got more pot and some monster
i got some lean
i got some krok
i champagne
i got laid
i got wock
i got laid again
i got wock and champagne mixed with bubble tea
i got more pot.
i made this post.

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if yall like hardcore, checkout

on May 18, 2020 - 3:12pm

Shitstorm
Sunwyrm
Shehehe
The Chats
Faim
Powerplant
George Washington Carver (the band)

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last watch.

on May 15, 2020 - 11:06pm

I'm probably the last one on this site, and it's wierd, but it feels like I'm some sentinel.

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Monday May 18, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Shitstorm
Sunwyrm
Shehehe
The Chats
Faim
Powerplant
George Washington Carver (the band)

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Friday May 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

I'm probably the last one on this site, and it's wierd, but it feels like I'm some sentinel.

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Friday May 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

OMFG igot the new Harley-Davidson Skate shoes and GODDAMN those shits are dope.

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Friday May 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

awright so i just had a wierd idea. do yall remember the HE NEEDS SOME MILK vine? so like i was thinking, if the meme is old, then so is the milk. so every time you would say "he needs some milk" a couple years ago, you would say HE NEEDS SOME CHEESE!

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Friday May 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

okay so i have no idea what to write. also if this was the fucking wastes, i would honestly go by Zurp, or Slime, or like Obsidian. BLASTA came from this really shitty killjoy name generator. also, i've gotten really good at typing with one hand. Also, i've noticed that i almost always start a blog with "okay so" or "awright", It's fucking wierd. Also, i just now realized i use also too much. Yall never relize that the mom from fucking onward is a karen?

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Wednesday May 13, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so right now in my high school, it's the beginning of furrie hunting season. basically, if you're a furrie in elgin, you besta hide. i don't always participate, cus i don't care what you do in your bedroom, but if you gon be goin to school in your fursona, ima get medieval on yo ass. jk, like i said, i don't actually care. i only participated once cus this girl i was out with called me to her house, and my boner dropped when i saw her in a fucking fursuit. i left her place faster than the blood ran out of my cock. swear to god im traumatised.