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The Wicked Outro

on June 1, 2020 - 10:09pm

Take a glance
it's your last chance
the ship is sinking
time to dance
nationwide panic
no-one planned it
we're flying round
on a burning planet

OH TAKE A LOOK
at what you fucking wrought
look at what you have unleashed
wished the more that you had bought the more they were appeased
but no
it's time to go, to face the wicked outro

Staircase exit
you knew it existed
but fought it all away
now your pissed
cus the caviar
and fancy cars
and things you had to pay for
didn't take you so far

so take a look
at what you fucking did
look at your big mistake
these lives rested on you shoulders
but they

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It's not politics. It is fucking human rights

on June 1, 2020 - 8:42pm

I'm glad these riots are happening, at least because the police need to learn that their actions have consequences.
but still, people shy away from the topic "because it's politics" shut the fuck up karen before take those fucking crystals-mystical-healing-cash-wasting-middle-class-helicopter-mom-bullshit and shove it all through your ear. human rights does not equate to politics just because you're a closet racist white supremacist bullshit. people who claim the police did nothing wrong. i hate everybody. i hate people. fuck you all. i want to die, cus hell would be better than this.

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so even tho i love Everyone that isn't a supremecist or an incel...

on May 27, 2020 - 11:00pm

i kind of have this pet peeve. and it is really a petty thing and is one of the few things i can actually ashamed of. it's those people who are just so overt in they're sexuality. they are always like "hi, im asdfghjkl, and i'm a genderfluid pansexual attack helicopter". and you know what, I'm down with that! but i really couldn't care less what you identify as. just correct me on my pronouns and please refrain from yelling out you're life story.

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RANT

on May 27, 2020 - 6:09pm

okay so let me be very clear
I FUCKING HATE THAT MEDIA WHORE HEROIN BABY THAT IS COURTNEY LOVE.
she has had feuds with:
-Maynard Keenan
-All of Alice In Chains
-Krist Novoselic who by the way is like the sweetest person ever-watch Nirvana at the Dallas Trees 1991 for proof

-Butch Vig-greatest producer ever according to A.I.C., Slayer, Nirvana, Metallica, Falling in Reverse, and Public Image Ltd., AND Rolling Stone, Revolver, and The Pit, to name a few.

-Larry Flynt. You probably don't want to know. his name is banne from multiple school district online restrictions

-Danny Carey
-Dave

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How i got a free pair of doc marten's

on May 24, 2020 - 4:08pm

ok so i live in a town that is pretty punk. there are like three or four punk clubs in each quarter. i was behind this one called Legit. me and some of my other friends were hangin out, purp and akahaul, that kinda shit. when i see a douche. he was a nazi punk, full on skin head, riechslife t-shirt, red suspenders, all the shit. including size 11 sparkly cherry doc martens. suffice to say, me n the boys isn't gonna let the little bitch just leave. so, after various exchanges, we beat the shit out of him. now i have 20 dollas, red suspeders, and some docs boots.

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Wednesday May 27, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

i kind of have this pet peeve. and it is really a petty thing and is one of the few things i can actually ashamed of. it's those people who are just so overt in they're sexuality. they are always like "hi, im asdfghjkl, and i'm a genderfluid pansexual attack helicopter". and you know what, I'm down with that! but i really couldn't care less what you identify as. just correct me on my pronouns and please refrain from yelling out you're life story. im one of those people who, while, i beleive that there are two gender's, i don't discriminate, and i actually am glad that this sexual revolution is happening, but some of those people who just always have to remind you what they are. i will respect you're gender, address you with the right pronouns, and will refuse to discriminate, but i just can't stand the way those people act. People didn't know my sexuality untill a few months ago, even though i figured it out in the seventh grade. No-one asked, and i didn't care to needlessly deluge that info. the only reason my sexuality came up in conversation was when i was commenting to another friend on how much i liked the yaoi she was reading. In my opinion, you can do what ever you want, but please stay away if youre going to brag about what you are.

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Wednesday May 27, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

okay so let me be very clear
I FUCKING HATE THAT MEDIA WHORE HEROIN BABY THAT IS COURTNEY LOVE.
she has had feuds with:
-Maynard Keenan
-All of Alice In Chains
-Krist Novoselic who by the way is like the sweetest person ever-watch Nirvana at the Dallas Trees 1991 for proof

-Butch Vig-greatest producer ever according to A.I.C., Slayer, Nirvana, Metallica, Falling in Reverse, and Public Image Ltd., AND Rolling Stone, Revolver, and The Pit, to name a few.

-Larry Flynt. You probably don't want to know. his name is banne from multiple school district online restrictions

-Danny Carey
-Dave Grohl-who, along with Krist and Kurt's Family, beleive's that, one way or another, she was part of Kurt's downward spiral.

And, to top it all off, she was proven to be involved with the death of El Douche.
oh, and she punched Billy Corgan, and called Kurt a pussy after he died.

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Sunday May 24, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

ok so i live in a town that is pretty punk. there are like three or four punk clubs in each quarter. i was behind this one called Legit. me and some of my other friends were hangin out, purp and akahaul, that kinda shit. when i see a douche. he was a nazi punk, full on skin head, riechslife t-shirt, red suspenders, all the shit. including size 11 sparkly cherry doc martens. suffice to say, me n the boys isn't gonna let the little bitch just leave. so, after various exchanges, we beat the shit out of him. now i have 20 dollas, red suspeders, and some docs boots.

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Sunday May 24, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

i have always been a fan or the Insane Clown Posse. And i have always have called myself a Juggalo. but now i have the axeman tattooed on my arm, with i.c.p. and Juggalo over and underneath. also, since 2011 theJuggalos have been officially labeled as a hybrid street gang. fuck

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Wednesday May 20, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

it's a really shitty watercolor, made worse by the terrible camera. it's at
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jonii-chan/zombie-zurp
if you want to see it.

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Tuesday May 19, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so here's the scenario.
in one day.
I got pot.
i got rum.
i got a plate of pancakes
i went skating
i got more pot and some monster
i got some lean
i got some krok
i champagne
i got laid
i got wock
i got laid again
i got wock and champagne mixed with bubble tea
i got more pot.
i made this post.