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i broke my earbuds.

on June 23, 2020 - 5:16pm

so i went back and listened to some of that early trap-rap, like early migos, and soundcloud era x, and peke 77, and omygod we had no trap producers who knew what they where doing.

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What Rock Opera/ Concept Album would be your soundtrack?

on June 15, 2020 - 6:55pm

OK BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING BY MCR IT HAS TO SOMEWHAT REPRESENT YOUR LIFE!
mine would be 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show", performed by little nell, tim curry, and a shit ton of other people.

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I busted my shit.

on June 14, 2020 - 2:19pm

so, i was at a skatepark today, right. and right next to the park was this old school playground, right?
you know, with the merry-go-rounds, and the long metal slide that burned your ass when u went down it?
well there was this big ol roller slide blocked off with a chain, so i thought: that wold be fun to skate down, right? and i built up speed, and tried to jump the fucking chain, but i didn't jump high enough, and it rammed my shin so hard it bled, and the i fell down the slide and landed on my ass

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stupid shit

on June 11, 2020 - 5:12pm

so i found out that you can't search anything containing 666 on these chrome books.
like wtf. is the devil gunna jump out and hack the chromebooks?

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Rich People Suck

on June 4, 2020 - 10:50pm

i cannot freaking beleive the bullshit these upper middle class schaumburgians are tryin ta pull.
these wannabe whiteboy gangbangas are bein the loudest most retarded bullshit dickeating zilchheads ever. and they say
oh, im strapped, bruh.
i get my baseball bat. i don't play baseball. it's a weapon
and these muthafuckas skrrt and hit the dab like whiz khalifa
so u tell me.
u strapped. but u gunna flea like a parasite?
and they got like 100 dollar sweaters. i never even seen a hundred dollar bill in my life. all you gotta do is grab ur knife and put punk on ur cheap headset, and they nervous

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Monday June 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

OK BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING BY MCR IT HAS TO SOMEWHAT REPRESENT YOUR LIFE!
mine would be 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show", performed by little nell, tim curry, and a shit ton of other people.

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Sunday June 14, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so, i was at a skatepark today, right. and right next to the park was this old school playground, right?
you know, with the merry-go-rounds, and the long metal slide that burned your ass when u went down it?
well there was this big ol roller slide blocked off with a chain, so i thought: that wold be fun to skate down, right? and i built up speed, and tried to jump the fucking chain, but i didn't jump high enough, and it rammed my shin so hard it bled, and the i fell down the slide and landed on my ass

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Thursday June 11, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so i found out that you can't search anything containing 666 on these chrome books.
like wtf. is the devil gunna jump out and hack the chromebooks?

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Thursday June 04, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

i cannot freaking beleive the bullshit these upper middle class schaumburgians are tryin ta pull.
these wannabe whiteboy gangbangas are bein the loudest most retarded bullshit dickeating zilchheads ever. and they say
oh, im strapped, bruh.
i get my baseball bat. i don't play baseball. it's a weapon
and these muthafuckas skrrt and hit the dab like whiz khalifa
so u tell me.
u strapped. but u gunna flea like a parasite?
and they got like 100 dollar sweaters. i never even seen a hundred dollar bill in my life. all you gotta do is grab ur knife and put punk on ur cheap headset, and they nervous

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Monday June 01, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

Take a glance
it's your last chance
the ship is sinking
time to dance
nationwide panic
no-one planned it
we're flying round
on a burning planet

OH TAKE A LOOK
at what you fucking wrought
look at what you have unleashed
wished the more that you had bought the more they were appeased
but no
it's time to go, to face the wicked outro

Staircase exit
you knew it existed
but fought it all away
now your pissed
cus the caviar
and fancy cars
and things you had to pay for
didn't take you so far

so take a look
at what you fucking did
look at your big mistake
these lives rested on you shoulders
but they were weak and couldn't handle the weight.

you lived like kings,
with all the shiny things
in lives much nicer than mine
but your privilege didn't give you wings
to fly away from consequence
no more whitewashed picket fence
you're left weak
without a defense

you cursed them all
to your fate.
to uphold your standing
you lived a life
unimpeded
not knowing, no-one reprimanding
so take a last look.
take one more fucking look
oh no
look at what you wrought
at what you brought
bow, and go
it is the wicked outro.

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Monday June 01, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

I'm glad these riots are happening, at least because the police need to learn that their actions have consequences.
but still, people shy away from the topic "because it's politics" shut the fuck up karen before take those fucking crystals-mystical-healing-cash-wasting-middle-class-helicopter-mom-bullshit and shove it all through your ear. human rights does not equate to politics just because you're a closet racist white supremacist bullshit. people who claim the police did nothing wrong. i hate everybody. i hate people. fuck you all. i want to die, cus hell would be better than this. i hope the righteous and angry blow up the country. you are all terrible creatures.