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hey

on July 2, 2020 - 10:05pm

if yall like gay smut u should check out my brother VonBoche on newgrounds, if u cin overlook the furry shit, it's actually pretty good. and i am a furry hunter saying this.

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Bucket list

on June 26, 2020 - 1:15am

imagine if you will
a truck.
a cement truck.
the cement is a compounded cocktail of garbage, trash, recycling and refuse.
A cemented fermentation of dementia and daemons en absentia
there's a highway.
and this highway leads to every where.
one exit leads to the land of the great view.
another leads to the lands of great thunder and echo.
yet another leads to the land of soft ground.
and the last leads to a land of great flavor.
but before the truck can reach it's destinations
to pave over these natural beauties
and make the world bland
it must break a barrier. and it does
almost

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i made another art.

on June 24, 2020 - 12:15pm
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i broke my earbuds.

on June 23, 2020 - 5:16pm

so i went back and listened to some of that early trap-rap, like early migos, and soundcloud era x, and peke 77, and omygod we had no trap producers who knew what they where doing.

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What Rock Opera/ Concept Album would be your soundtrack?

on June 15, 2020 - 6:55pm

OK BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING BY MCR IT HAS TO SOMEWHAT REPRESENT YOUR LIFE!
mine would be 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show", performed by little nell, tim curry, and a shit ton of other people.

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hey
Thursday July 02, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

if yall like gay smut u should check out my brother VonBoche on newgrounds, if u cin overlook the furry shit, it's actually pretty good. and i am a furry hunter saying this.

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Friday June 26, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

imagine if you will
a truck.
a cement truck.
the cement is a compounded cocktail of garbage, trash, recycling and refuse.
A cemented fermentation of dementia and daemons en absentia
there's a highway.
and this highway leads to every where.
one exit leads to the land of the great view.
another leads to the lands of great thunder and echo.
yet another leads to the land of soft ground.
and the last leads to a land of great flavor.
but before the truck can reach it's destinations
to pave over these natural beauties
and make the world bland
it must break a barrier. and it does
almost
every
single
time.

and every day, the earth gets a little blander.
but, there is a bus.
and every week, this bus picks up passengers that help plant new plants
and things to crack and break the cement.
but eventually, some people get off the bus. and others
still get on.
but one day, one person got off.
and no-one got on.
there was an empty seat.
there was less weight
there was more speed.
there was less fuel.
and then, someone else got off.
and at every stop, someone got off.
and only a few remain.
and the fewer people on board, the nearer the end of the line.
the driver has never changed.
he never had a copilot.
and now, the driver can't wait to have his day off.
and now the driver
is
ready
to
get
off
the passengers are tired of cleaning and planting.
the driver is tired of driving.
the passengers would like to get off
the driver just can't wait.
he can't wait for the end of the line.

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Wednesday June 24, 2020 
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Tuesday June 23, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so i went back and listened to some of that early trap-rap, like early migos, and soundcloud era x, and peke 77, and omygod we had no trap producers who knew what they where doing.

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Monday June 15, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

OK BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING BY MCR IT HAS TO SOMEWHAT REPRESENT YOUR LIFE!
mine would be 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show", performed by little nell, tim curry, and a shit ton of other people.

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Sunday June 14, 2020 
| Posted by: Zurp

so, i was at a skatepark today, right. and right next to the park was this old school playground, right?
you know, with the merry-go-rounds, and the long metal slide that burned your ass when u went down it?
well there was this big ol roller slide blocked off with a chain, so i thought: that wold be fun to skate down, right? and i built up speed, and tried to jump the fucking chain, but i didn't jump high enough, and it rammed my shin so hard it bled, and the i fell down the slide and landed on my ass