Coffee

News to me-
So apparently the Super Hadron Collider had a wiring problem, meaning they can't run the beams and smash them together until they do some very expensive repairs.

But what happens when those two beams collide?
Many people think it will explain how the universe was created.

I say who gives a shit- Chinese Democracy is out motherfucker!

Coffee count: 8 cups.

It's raining in L.A. and I love it.

I'm running a bag of ground Dunkin Donuts Hazelnut coffee through a Cuisinart DCC-2000 Coffee on Demand Coffeemaker.
Coffee.
ON DEMAND.
I peeped this coffee maker at Mikey Way's house. I thought it was the jam so I put the Mr. Coffee in the garage and updated the kitchen with space-age technology. You can pour a cup of coffee while it's still brewing, and that means no waiting for coffee. It's fresh and hot.
I then apply creamer (powdered) and a Splenda. I then drink about five of these and I can deal with the world. Or the world can deal with a guy full of five cups of "coffee on demand".

I don't know which one Dixie is, but Bob does.
***COFFEE UPDATE***
We didn't get coffee...Google gave the wrong address for the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.
I mean we have a coffee maker...and it's actually filled with hot coffee right this very second. But.
ya know...