Another short collection of mini-fanfics. this is a sequel to Bury Me In Black: The Fanfic Collection. Two of these three stories are sequels to stories from Bury Me In Black. ENJOY!
1.Bury Me In Black Pt. 2- "I'm sorry the number you've a dialed is not available. Please leave a message at the tone. If you would like to leave a call back number, press 5". "Hey, Gerard, it's Helena. F--k you."
2. Vampires Will Never Hurt You Pt. 2:Vampire Money-Gerard and Helena had planned another attack on the hangout for that afternoon. Being it was daylight, vampires were naturally not as strong. They entered the bar in new, but similar disguises. This time they were not recognized. They sat down in between two vampires: One to Helenas left and one to Gerards right. When his vampire looked away, Gerard slipped the tiniest peice of garlic into his beer. Helena did the same to her vampire. Once the vampires started choking on the poison the garlic was to them. Helena and Gerard threw off their disguises and pulled many small cucifizes from the coats and started tossing them on the vampires. As the vampires started dieing from burns inflicted by the crucifixes. Helena and Gerard fleed the scene with smiles on their faces.
3.Like Phantoms, Forever/The Ghost of You- Ray and Frank were hanging next to the TV. It had been a week since Gerard passed away in that plane crash back from his families house in Scottland. They were taking it pretty hard. Then all of a sudden, they heard a voice coming from the TV, but not the TV show. It was Gerards! "Wait, what the f--k?" thought Frank. "Damn, Mikeys shrooms were stronger than i thought." thought Ray. But then, Gerards ghost rose from the cable box. "GERARD!" Ray and Frank yelled simultaneously. "Hey, guys". said Gerard calmly. "What are you doing here?" yelled Ray. "Yeah," said Frank, "aren't you supposed to be in Hell?" "F--k you, Frank, what makes you think i'd be in Hell?" said Gerard. "Anyway," Gerard continued, I guess i'm back for some unfinished business. "What could it be?" said Ray. "Well, this bastard Carlos ripped me off in the middle of a cocaine deal. So, i should go kick his ass and see if i go back to purgatory." "Ok, have fun with that." said Frank. "Bye guys." said Gerard. "Bye" said Ray and Frank.
That last one was my first attempt at a comedy on this site. Hope you liked!