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Here's to falling asleep next to an open window

Just to hear the rain on the sidewalk and the thunder claps

To staying up all night writing or listening to music that inspires us

To smiling, laughing and crying all on a daily basis

To being able to tell something's wrong just by the way you talk

To building forts in the canned goods department

To most people thinking we're high or drunk half the time

(Little do they know, we're just mentally retarded)

To talking to starngers

And dancing in public

(Because we're awesome)

To talking into our computer mouses as if they were CB radios

And claming

Sooooo....

My 6th piercing is free...I'm thinking of getting the bottom outer knuckle of my middle finger but does anyone have some good ideas?

Twitter

Hey killjoys! Could you do me a favor and follow me? Seriously, I have like seven people.. Thanks!http://twitter.com/#!/xXSockXGnomeXx

LMFAOOO!

Sooo. I logged on to facebook and who I see online? My psycho sadistic fucked in the head father who isn't allowed to talk to me because he came home wasted one too many times. What did I post? "Go die in a hole. Can't stress that enough. You know who you are. :D" I found out he's allowed to see my brother and sister because he didn't do a good enough job of fucking me up as a child. Sick bastard.

LMAO.

Okay, so I just spent like 5 minutes on the phone with some telemarketer telling me about this really complex phone plan. I wasn't even paying attention because A: I was trying too hard to keep from bursting out in laughter and B: Because he was talking waaaay too fast XD. When he finished, and I calm down, I'm just like "awesome" "Is this uhh... Mrs. Thorne?" "Yes." I haven't the slightest clueee who that is but then I got bored and hung up in his ear.

Fawking pshyched. SPIDERS! :D

Okay. In the case of that title catching your eye, or maybe you feel like reading this particular blog because ...you like listening to some random person rant about how fantastic spiders are. I HAVE GREAT NEWS! SO. My older brother is moving to Manitoba, and guess what I'm getting?! His SPIDER. A GREAT, BIG TARANTULA!! It's always been my DREAM of having one of these and we already ALLLLLLL of the stuff we need for it. I just have to read up on its diet and I'll be set to go. I will name her.... Tanzie :D AHHHHHHH!

PS. That was a scream of joy XD. Never been soo fawking hyper IN MY LIFE.

Thougt this was the greatest thing EVER. XDDD

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My new name :D

Hello, again motorbabies!
I just wantd to let you all know that I have decided on my new killjoy name!

AND MY NEW NAME IS...*Drum Roll*
Atomic Monster! Thanks for your opinion
Now stay away from the white suits and Look Alive, Sunshine!

xoAtomic Monster (Chantel)

Killjoy name.... :D

Hello, fellow killjoys! I am trying to come up with a killjoy name, but currently I am a bit stuck. SO. If you wouldn't mind helping me in the situation I am in, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

I have:
Gasoline Gunner
Atomic Hydrogen
Night Lithium
Cyanide Exploder
Cyanide Diamond
Battery Diamond
Gasoline Fire
Agent Violence
Fabulous Urgency
Atomic Monster

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