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Fuck off, haters

So, I keep having problems with this chick Michaela. Today her friend had some odd sticky gooey substance and was playing around with it and my friend Auggie goes, "Is that alien sperm?" and Michaela says, "No, its Kaitlin's boyfriend's sperm," and I say, "What?" (cuz I wasn't really paying attention) and she says, "Its your boyfriend's sperm. Get it? Cuz an alien is the only boyfriend you'd ever get." and continues to randomly insult me for no motherfucking reason. When she proceeds to call me a bitch (yet again) I stand up and say rather loudly (though that doesn't really matter because no one in sociology was paying us any attention), "How am I the bitch when you're the one who keeps insulting me?" and just walk the fuck away without even giving her a chance to respond. The alien thing didn't even really offend me, it was more annoying... And there's nothing wrong with aliens. But when she wouldn't stop, I just fucking shouted at her.

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Romeo and Juliet... as vampires

So, today we had the English final, which was to perform 75-100 lines of a scene from Romeo and Juliet. We picked the party scene where Romeo and Juliet first meet. When we were rehearsing a couple days ago, Sierra came up with the idea of vampires vs. werewolves (werewolves= Montagues, vampires=Capulets). Most of us were vampires, including me. I was Juliet. It went well I guess. Another group performed the same scene, but theirs was terrible. We definitely had the best costumes though. We wore all black and had white makeup on our faces and black eyeshadow around our eyes and our lips were blood red and we had blood drips on the sides of our mouths. I wish Michaela had seen our ridiculously dramatic makeup, because then she would stop criticizing my regular makeup. I wanted to use The Sharpest Lives for the music, but my group said no. :( If you were to perform Romeo and Juliet, what scene would you do and what would your theme be?

-Juliet (Ritalin Kitty, Kat, Kaitlin)

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I need ideas

Ok, so my mother is making me come up with 3 different hairstyles. Usually I wear my hair in a ponytail, but its messy as fuck after about 10 minutes because my hair is long and tangles easily. Also how do I convince my mom to let me dye my hair black?? My hair color is so unattractive. Its a medium brown, but it has these ugly ass blonde highlights at the bottom from being in the sun all the time (the blonde just looks odd and unnatural even though I've never dyed my hair). She says I'm too pale though. As if I'm not going to be playing a vampire tomorrow, where it would be useful to be pale. At first, I wanted to dye it red like Gerard's, but then everyone at my school started to dye their hair red, even this one guy, Nick.

-Ritalin Kitty

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I will never let her take me alive. :)

Thank you guys. Lolol next time she says something I'm gonna say something along the lines of "Fuck off" and tell her that I'm not going to change because her opinion is of no value to me. Luckily I only have to deal with her for 5 more days until summer vacation.

And am I the only one who is in love with Our Lady of Sorrows by MCR?? I like all of Bullets, but damn, I love that song. And Teenagers, because my mom banned it. Lol my mom keeps yelling "Go Chicharito!" and "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" (she's watching soccer on one of the Spanish channels).

-Kat, Kaitlin, Ritalin Kitty (whichever you prefer)

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Does anyone have advice?

Ok, so this girl Michaela won't stop being a bitch to me. She talks shit about me and my friends all the time. Every time she makes a rude comment to me, I either disprove it or just tell her to stop. And then she keeps criticizing my makeup. I wear a rather light coat of a grayish black eyeshadow (because my eyeshadow brush is made for Bare Minerals, not regular eyeshadow) and slightly thick black eyeliner on top and a bit of eyeliner on the bottom with mascara. Not to mention this is all toned down a bit because I wear glasses. She says that I apply it too dark, etc. It looks fine (even my mother likes it), its just not her taste because she's really girly and mainstream and shit. I don't apply my makeup badly just because she doesn't like it. Me and her have completely different tastes.

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Planetary (GO!), Party Poison, and Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

Ok, so I just sang those songs, and they are hella difficult to sing. I have even more respect for Gerard now. I mean, its not like the notes are hard to hit, but you lose your breath so easily when singing them, especially when singing Planetary (GO!).

I went to the mall today. It was kind of lame, I didn't buy anything, not even from Hot Topic. And when we went to Aeropostale and Pacsun, my mother tried to convince me to buy a pair of black short shorts. I'm skinny and my calves look fine, but I've always had a problem with my thighs. And we went to JCPenney's and I got 2 bras. Yeah, my mom didn't believe me when I said I'm a 36B (aka her size), but I definitely am. Ugh and almost all of my bras are still a 36A. Its tight as fuck and annoying as hell. Especially because my friends think I have a tiny ass chest. 1) I'm not that tall, so its proportionate to my height. 2) My friends are C cups.

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Very bad day

Ok, so in sociology (my 5th period, and my 3rd class of the day today since the schedule rotates), I told Michaela that her information was wrong. I told my friend Sierra about what Michaela said so it wouldn't seem weird when I'm verifying all that information and, in my opinion anyways, a good friend will tell you if someone talked behind your back and what they said. Michaela then proceeded to yell at me saying that she couldn't trust me and that people talk shit about me too and that I'm a bitch for telling Sierra. 1) I'm not Michaela's friend, so I don't care if she doesn't trust me. 2) I know people talk shit about me, but the thing is, I don't give a fuck, because those who talk shit usually don't know wtf they're talking about. 3) Good friends don't stand by when people are talking shit. And then she kept making rude ass comments throughout class.

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(insert ironic title here)

That awkward moment when you think Hayley Williams is incredibly short.... then realize you're the same height as her.

That awkward moment when you realize you were singing incorrect lyrics to Sing, and then go "MY LIFE IS A LIE!!"

That awkward moment when you realize the "morphling" in Catching Fire is morphine.... and this is your 3rd time reading it.

That awkward moment when you made an entire blog of awkward moments.

Awkward blog is awkward.

-Ritalin Kitty

PS: All those awkward moments actually happened to me today.

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This girl in my sociology class (who has also been in my class/classes since 4th grade), named Michaela is full of bullshit. Here's how I know.

1) She thought my friends Sierra and Jennifer were lesbians. Sierra is 100% straight, but Jennifer is possibly bi.

2) She called my friend Sierra a whore, saying that she dresses like one and Michaela also said that Sierra's boyfriend is about 20. Sierra couldn't be a whore if she tried, and she dresses normally. Sierra's boyfriend is 15, same as her.

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Ok, so I love the summer. Its filled with long days where you can do whatever you want. But I live in the Mojave Desert in California, where there are only two seasons: winter and summer. In the winter, it gets very very cold... and I start school at 7 in the morning. :( But during the summer, its ridiculously hot, usually in the low 100s.

I need something to do this summer... preferably something kind of creative, that would let me express myself and occupy some time. I was thinking maybe a fanfic, because I have a friend that's an amazing writer and can help me if my writing starts to be kind of... terrible. Also, I need some new music. I've been living in the Danger Days universe for too long. Well, I lived in the Black Parade for longer, but with Danger Days its a bit different because I literally live in the zones... except its not 2019 and BL/Ind doesn't exist, but still.