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Spiders Are Perverts!

Seriously though, they sneak into your house, hide in the corner of your bathroom or bedroom and they make a little web then watch you undress and shower... perverts!

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Inner Demons (Part 3)

Mikey sighed as he left the run down building he called 'home.' The sun was slowly setting in the distance and the stalls were being put away. He kicked a rock making it fly into the woodland area. He'd often heard stories of a witch living the woods, people only went as far as the little river that ran through the trees, anyone who went any further were captured by the witch and eaten alive. Mikey laughed to himself and shook his head, all the talk of witches was nonsense, he never believed a word of it. He slowly walked over to the darkened land until someone pulled him back. He turned to see Helena standing in front of him with a basket full of dirty clothes.
“Scared ya?” She laughed.
“Don't be ridiculous Helena, nothing can scare me.” Mikey said confidently.

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Inner Demons (Part 2)

Frank walked passed the fruit stall, he stared at the big juicy apples realising he hadn't eaten in days. His mother was burned as a witch when he was only very young and his father was hanged for being under suspicion of 'raisin demons', ever since he has been on the run as the police believe that because both his parents were practising the dark arts, so was he. Frank dipped his hand into his pocket only to find he had no money. He noticed the man behind the stall wasn't looking so in a flash he grabbed hold of the apple and ran as fast as he could.
“Stop! Thief!” The man yelled.
“Damn it.” Frank hissed as he picked up speed. Two guards ran after him chasing him down the streets. Suddenly, a large hand grabbed hold of him, Frank screamed and dropped the apple making it roll under another stall. He looked up to see one of the guards holding onto him.
“Little thief.” The man grinned.
“P-please sir. I- I only-”

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Prometheus Review

Okay, so I went to pictures to watch the Alien prequel Prometheus yesterday and tbh it was an utter disappointment! It wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be, the film was slow and had little to no suspense. All the good bits were in the trailer and it had no reference to the other alien films at all. The only suspense in whole film was when the woman had the alien inside of her and she had get the machine to cut it out of her. On a positive side it did show how the aliens evolved from being a whitish octopus thing into a jet black alien. The film itself kinda confused me with the whole "they created us and now they want to kill us" thing. The beginning was rather confusing too. However, the film left it open for another alien film and also tones of unanswered questions. Most of the film just didn't make any sense at all, however, it had blood, gore and interesting deaths, but hardly a plot.
In total I would rate this film a low 2/10

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Inner Demons (Part 1)

Ray sat on the first row in front of his father as always. He fought to keep his eyes open and suppress the yawns, if his father caught him falling asleep in church he would surly kill him. As the priest finished the last prayer of the boring Sunday everyone left feeling moved and happy about waking up early and going to church, all except Ray. He was brought up as a Catholic just like everyone else in the small village of Swindon. The children made their way to Sunday school just next to the church, Ray dreamed of going to school with all the other normal children, but since he was to carry on the family business he was to remain in doors and study the bible. He sighed flicking through the thin pages, he'd spent his whole life living inside, he'd never even talked to another person. He heard loud chanting from outside and ran towards the window, he saw a young woman stripped of her clothes and being pulled towards the wooden pier.

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Am I The Only One Who Just Doesn't Care?

If your from England you'll know all about this...
so it's the Queens diamond jubilllie... I don't care
the olyimpics are coming to England... I don't care
the Royal wedding... I didn't care
I just really don't give a damn and everyone is bragging on about making it sound like the best thing ever... am I really the only one who doesn't care?

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Not That Anyone Noticed...

... but I've been away for a week... but now I'm back. Woop! It started off lovely and sunny but then it pissed it down...
So anyWay whose looking forward to MCR's new album? MEEEEEEEEEEE *raises hand high in the air and jumps up and down* feeling really hyper for some reason, maybe it's the excitment of being back home... or that Kendel mint cake I had just a moment ago XS
AnyWay to go with my hyperactive mood here's some pics XD

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My Baby =)

Ray's cool, he takes a picture of someone whoes taking a picture of him =)

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=D

Haha, check out the second photo it says 'Gerard Way' (I think they meant Frank Iero XD)

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Well Gerard's Dyed His Hair...

... again