Mikey's blog

I want to take a second to divert some love to Mr. Matthew Galle. For those of you unfamiliar with this strapping lad, he is the My Chemical Romance super-agent. He has been with us since the absolute beginning. The first show he booked for us was an afternoon slot at the old "Skate Fest" in Worcester Mass at the Palladium in the side room. From there, we all became inseparable like peanut butter and jelly. Since then, he has taken us across the globe countless times. From someone's living room in Philly in 2002 (amazing story attached to this), to headlining Chiba Marine Stadium in Tokyo Japan this August at Summer Sonic. I am very glad and proud to consider this worldly gentleman among my best-friends. Matt Galle! WE SALUTE YOU.

This is what that little guy looks like when he's not dazzling children with "breakfast magic". That's not skim milk that he's holding FYI..

As much as I hate to be "that guy", I'm gonna complain about the upcoming GI Joe movie. This is apparently the movie version of Destro. For those of you who don't know anything about it, Destro is a batshit-insane terrorist who wears an iron mask and sells nuclear weapons. This guy looks the polar opposite of that. He looks like he's either gonna do my taxes or give me a homework assignment.

I'm gonna interrupt all of this Watchmen excitement for a second to bring you some safety awareness. I finally buckled and started watching the History Channel show "Monsterquest" this past week. I had avoided this show for some time now, expecting it to be more grown men blubbering in the woods and boring the shit out of you. Turns out there is a ton of new shit for me to be scared of. Case in point, the GIANT KODIAK BEAR. 12 feet tall and not wanting you to exist anymore. To the right is a prime example, and the largest kodiak bear ever captured. Be careful guys and gals.

Her head is roughly twice the size of her entire body.

I stumbled across this wonderful picture on the internet and just had to share it with all of you. My money is on the giant squid. He seems to have everyone where he wants them.

Here's my other dog, Winston. He is a gentleman and a scholar.

Gerard was right. This is a serious piece of coffee making equipment. It stopped my body from freezing over. I'm on cup number six.

Hello everybody!
Just getting aquatinted with this newfangled technology.
The heat just went in my house and it's snowing outside. My hands are shaking while I try and type. Heres a picture of my dog Piglet helping fix it.