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This is one of those. A friend sent me this...
ENJOY--

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in the U.K.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)...

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

Just finished watching the final episode of Beautiful People. It's an english comedy about a gay 14yr old guy. In this episode he was getting seriously bullied for it, but in the ten years later flash-forward, he marries his high-school crush (another guy).
I've been debating my own feelings lately. Two or three months ago I admitted to my best friend that I had a crush on her. Since then I've changed personalities. The person I changed into didn't have feelings for anyone, and told me I was just stupid. I didn't actually have feelings for her. They also brought back the slightly anorexic side to me.
Now however, Max is back. The dude who is actually a chick pretending to be a dude. Max is happily gay. Not that anyone knows.

twilight makes me physically nauseous, and Pattison's face is worse.

The dude and the chick are (my version of) Aliah and Jason. She's actually much more beautiful than my retarded drawing shows. And when I think about it, I don't see any reason why she would want me over jason. he's pretty cool for a really short guy.

Thanks much to Elliot. Dude, you have reminded me that once upon a time, you were just like me. if I end up like you, I might as well just kill myself now.

--Maxx.

DEJECTED. FALLEN FROM GRACE.

I has a question
Father
Father, I has a question

What do you do
When all else fails?
When all else fails what do you do?

What do you do
When no believes you?
When no one believes what do you do?

Do you run
Father?
Father, do you run?

Where do you go
If you have nowhere to hide?
If you have nowhere to hide, where do you go?

Where do you go
When the world's out to get you?
When the world's out to get you, where do you go?

Do you scream
Father?
Father, do you scream?

I tells you what I do
Father
Father, I tells you what I do

I runs and hides
Father
I runs and hides away

I daren't face another day
Father
I daren't face another day

I has a question
Father
Father, I has a question

What have I been smoking? Weird, I just made that up just then...

--Maxx [bullshit.]

Haha my cool friends were being dicks at lunch today (well what's new?)
Dylan has a thing about ninjas. He says that what he's going to do when he leaves school. Be a ninja.
So... we were sitting under D block and he's standing up on the bench, against the brick wall saying, "You can't see me, I'm a ninja!"
And then in fourth period we were in drama room watching some random DVD they give us when the teacher's away. Jason was sitting against the bookshelf and ALiah was lying next to him and from where I was sitting I swear she was staring at his... package. She denied it, obviously, but Dylan agreed with me.

--Maxx [Has Reached The End Of The Line]

Haha. They're pretty awesome, sometimes... And sometimes they say the best things about each other.

In the library - lunchtime

Dylan: Stop playing footsies under the table, you two!
Jason: NEVER HAHAH
Aliah: Aw...
Jason: Hey, where'd her leg go?!
Aliah: Heh heh (stamps on Jason's foot)

Matthew: Watch out! (lifts table)
Andrew: (Raises arms above table) It's only me holding it up!!!

Standing in the rain - also lunchtime

Andrew: I sense a midget... (everyone looks at Jason) ...
Sam: My midget-senses are tingling!

Dylan: Why are we standing in the rain like dickheads?
Jason: (goes under the walkway)
Aliah: Meh... (follows Jason. Pushes him back into the rain) Heh, you're wet!
Jason: Help! Aliah made me wet!
Andrew: Yes, she makes me wet too...

LOL> they're fucking retards.

--Maxx [Just a notch in your bedpost...]

Thanks.
Thanks for being a bunch of people out there who are into such a great band. I come on this site after school sometimes when I'm feeling like shit, and I read the blogs and what people are doing, what they're looking forward too, what they're excited about, why they're happy, and it makes me happy too.

Always brightens my day. Thank you.

--Maxx [an Honourary Member of the Red Carpet Academy]

HAHAHAAA CYCLONE!!!! Sorry. Last night there were cyclone warnings like every five minutes on the radio. --wootwootwootwoot--cyclone update--wootwootwoot-- hahaa And then it started raining around 9:00 (I think) and the wind picked up. And then I fell asleep. AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE CYCLONE. LOL. My cousins turned up after I went to sleep, and they ended up sleeping in the living room with my brother. I didn't know until I woke up this morning and walked out the and I was like 'what the fu--?' And they were scared. It was so funny. I was totally fucking didn't give a shit about the cyclone coming. And they were scared! But so were the town-people, because they live on the coast where the cyclone was headeed right at.
Heh it was raining all today. And the power was out this morning. I wish it had stayed out so there's no school tomorrow. But no... And now I have school tomorrow and an English exam and a Science exam and I hate school.

Blergh. Short Stack. Heh. They fucking rule. I'm going to see them tomorrow night and I'm NOT looking forward to it. They are about 19yo, younger maybe and their music rules. Generally I hate Australian music because its shit. But I like SS, and The Living End, and of course AC/DC.
My problem is: Short Stack have too many 10yo fans. They make me sick. It's like the fangirls crying to I Don't Love You because of Gerard's face. They're not doing it for the music.
Problem, part two: I'm bringing a friend. Well, he's not really a friend since we hardly talk. And he LOVES attention from girls. Which I don't give him.

My life sucks *yawn* I've got tons of school assignments to do. Especially one for sose. SOSE!!! It's not even a real subject. We're learning about coastlines, because if you're from Bowen, (which is famous for beautiful beaches (and mangoes...)) you're supposed to give a fuck. I don't. No one does, really.