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Welcome to the world Seth Turner-Plane

After 26 hours of labour, countless contractions, a friend with a near broken hand, a boyfriend who got punched in the balls and a birth that resulted in 3rd degree tearing! I cringed when the doc said that.
But she now has a beautiful baby baby boy 8 Lbs he is a big boy and was 2 weeks late, like mother like son. Both are healthy and happy, although one is moaning more than the other at this point! Just took a picture of him at 6 hours old. I am a very proud godmother.

on a side note say his last name fast and it sounds like your saying turn a plane...


Sat in the waiting room of my local hospital waiting for my best friend in the whole wide world to bring in a little bundle of joy.
But i have been here since 6am my god son sure knows how to make people sit on the edge of their seat. Last time I went in to cover hand holding for the bf she was shouting about drugs!
good luck! x


1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?: Ash from work
2. Anyone crushing on you? : Jack?
3. What is your relationship status? : in a relationship
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?: nope
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?: yea
6. Who do you text the most?: Jack
7. First person to text today?: Lozzah she is having a baby today!
8. What color are your eyes? Very Green
9. What is a compliment you receive often? I have Great eyes they my have feature and many people at work act comment on them.
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? Jack Last night before bed.
11. Do

Redneck Vaction

Hey, do any of you watch My redneck vacation. cause I'm going to be on the next season and am really confused as to what its about I have never watched to before?

Rebel Rebel Put on your dress. Rebel Rebel your face is a mess.

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (My friends play some crazy ass party games)
[] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
[x] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die

Run... Run, Duck and hide.

I friend just asked me if I had any strange celebrity crushes or had have well here are my strange ones.

1. Alan Rickman; he is old enough to be my grandfather, but omfg would I. He is on my list of people outside of the relationship.

2. The strangest one David Attenborough When I was little I used to tell my mum I would grow up to be a vet and I would work with david and we would be happy and get married. something tells me I am destined to be with an older man. On a side note thought that voice come on you know you like it,

3. This is the moment where I run and hide, I have a strange

Boredom made me do it.

Katie-Ellen Gabriella Hothersall
2. YOUR GAnGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal):
Green Horse
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
purple water
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle


A place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands.

Im such a lucky girl.

Got woken up this morning by the lovely Jack at 5am. So he could visit the little boys room. He gets back in to bed and says gosh your eyes look puffy. I was like gee thanks, it's 5 am and you wake me up to say that, at which point he says, don't worry about it they will be fine once you have slept but that spot isn't going anywhere! At this point I was like FU and turned my back, I am a sulky so and so in the morning, and said well don't you worry I will get some clearasil in the morning. To which he replied while your at it get some hair dye you have a root situation going on. RUDE!


1. You can only say Innocent or Guilty for each question.
2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation they must message the creator)
3. You must be honest!

Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Guilty
Asked someone to marry you? Guilty
Danced on a table in a bar? Guilty
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone who you can’t have? Guilty
Ever had feelings for your friend’s bf/gf? Innocent
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM?