Kerosene-Kitty's blog

Hey guy I am just posting to say I have a full size electric guitar that I really need to get rid off, I recently injured the tendons in my hand so cannot play anymore, this is a brand new guitar only bought for me in july custom made with a red metallic finish, I have only used about 3 times due to injury the rest it has spent packed away, it comes with a 30 watt amp, stand, strap and case, it would make an ideal christmas gift. It breaks my heart but it is going to waste, I am asking £70 for the lot as I just want it gone. Ideally a collection would be best for me, but if not could negotiate delivery at an extra cost to the seller depending on location ect, I am based in UK north yorks to be more specific.
If anyone is interested let me know.
Katie

I killed my phone at a party last night, I dropped it down the stairs when I was in heals ran down the stairs and in my blind panic stood on the phone in said 6 inch heals so if it wasn't broken by the fall down 15+ stairs it sure as hell was when i dove on it. The apple sticker is currently holding the glass in place. Other than that is was a good night, that resulted in a sore morning, I really need an early night, but i just got a shiny new car so spent all day getting lost due to diversions that don't make sense!! She is called Saffie after Ab Fab, she is a lot wicker that my little Peugeot 106 but is costing me an arm and a leg!!! have a great night guys and gals xx

I killed my phone at a party last night, I dropped it down the stairs when I was in heals ran down the stairs and in my blind panic stood on the phone in said 6 inch heals so if it wasn't broken by the fall down 15+ stairs it sure as hell was when i dove on it. The apple sticker is currently holding the glass in place. Other than that is was a good night, that resulted in a sore morning, I really need an early night, but i just got a shiny new car so spent all day getting lost due to diversions that don't make sense!! She is called Saffie after Ab Fab, she is a lot wicker that my little Peugeot 106 but is costing me an arm and a leg!!! have a great night guys and gals xx

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horrormovie and would prefer to live to tell the tale..

1. Don’t have sex. Seriously. Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is. Heis cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance - “Kevin Bacon in Friday the13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and STAY. THERE. If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE? Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need torun through the woods. Someone will always be barefoot. Or in heels. Or just plain clumsy. And will sprain their ankles. And die.

Went to the magic loungeabout music festival, friday and saturday were fine. Unfortunately sunday gave me the most awful bruise and sore head ever! my clothes are covered all down the back in mud from where my boss grabbed me for support and fell on me there are hand prints all over my walls in mud plus one girl got spiked and had to have her stomach pumped. we are all so sore and didn't fancy the camping so walked back, 12 people in my room all in different states of inebriation! a good weekend in all but I hurt so much.

The agony aunt or uncle
The agony aunt or uncle is the perfect person to have onboard when you are facing a crisis - no matter how big or small. If you need some advice, or just a listening ear, this is your guy or girl! Not only is this friend happy to sit and listen to all your problems without passing judgement, but they know exactly when to butt in with advice, and the advice they do give is usually peppered with love.
Furthermore, you can call this friend any time day or night with your problems, safe in the knowledge you're reaching a sympathetic and willing ear. With this friend by your side, you can sail effortlessly through all of life's crises, without ever having to paddle alone in the murky depths of despair. Just don't forget to offer up your ear and repay the favour from time to time!

The laugh-a-minute mate

Girl Confessions

1)Do you sleep in your bra? depends on the weather if its to hot for PJs and your with company.
2)Do you like noodles? YES
3)Do you enjoy drama? god no
4)Are you a girly girl? never have been, I'm a farmers daughter.
5)Small or large purses? large
6)Are you short? nick name is titch
7)Do you like somebody? yesh
8)Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes eww
9)Do you like halloween? yes PARTY
10)Favorite time of the year? summer
11)Where is the weirdest place you have slept? in a bath also a stable when my pony was sick
12)Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yes -.-
13)Is there any type of rumor going around about you? yes
14)Do you call anybody by their last name? yes
15)How many guys will read this because it says "girl confessions"? dunnaw
Be Honest
1)What color is the bra that you're wearing? green lace
2)Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark
3)Are you currently frustrated with a boy? not really

I can't cook to save my life, like not a thing, not even toast! I would burn Icecream. So Jack is giving me a cooking crash course cause I made the rookie mistake of inviting the family over for a meal. I am doomed. he did say we would scary simple with a thai fish cake with a some fancy word reduction I was like 0.o, followed by a cheese soufflé salad and a chocolate orange cheesecake with dark chocolate gnash.... I have told him where to get off, and teach me how to boil and egg. -.- un happy katie, who has yet again been called titch all day...

the strangest one it I am going to see the fearless vampire killers 4 times once in Sheffield, york, doncaster then york again! but the second york date is the day after the doncaster date... FAIL my poor little car is going to be dead!

Im supervising a bunch of 13 years olds to a gig cause under 16's can't get in without supervision I was like kay I will get you through the door but you get in to trouble you don't know me!