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i saw a street today and it was called Michael Way!!!

when we went past it i was like " ITS NAMED AFTER MIKEY WAY!!!" and my dad was like "who is that"

R.I.P. Kurt Cobain

Today 18 years ago, Kurt Cobain committed suicide. My friend and I wore all black today (like a funeral thingy). He was 27 years old.

Best Doctor Who Shirt...EVER

its the TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimentions in Space)

it kinda creeps me out that its a living thing

Latex Gloves

Yesterday my school had a basket auction and my friends and I were selling pizza. Since we were touching food, we had to wear latex gloves. My friend filled up a glove with water and showed it to me while my mom called me. I said to my friend "poke a hole in it" (it being the glove) and then my mom says "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?"
it was soooo funny

The poeple who were selling stuff got to have free food and drinks so i got 4 cups of coffee and drank them .)

I'm sick...again

After our drama club play, we always go to out to eat. I ate bad wings and threw up. We also made a mess with our food leftovers. It was shrimp tails, cake, ice cream, ketchup, sugar, salt, sweet and low, hot sauce, blue cheese, mashed potatoes, sour cream, spit, soda, french fries, and pepper. My friend also made little paper boats out of money and left that as her tip.

Language Arts SUCKS

For language we have to write a paper on good celebrity role models. I don't have any good role models because she said they can't be former druggies or high school drop outs. WHO THE HELL DOES SHE WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT!?!?!?!? These are my "good" role models: Kurt Cobain, Lily Allen, and Tre Cool.

Drama Club

At drama club this week (and its only Wednesday) i got yelled at about 15 times because my friend and i were playing with our electronic devices and she said we should studyour lines. I HAVE 3 FREAKIN' LINES!
what does she want us to do... homework? i never do my homework, they don't check it
SHE IS SUCH A BITCH

I GOT THESE COOL NEW SHOES!

aren't these shoes cool? they're like Dorothy gone skater

Pi Day

Today was pi day at school, and I was stuck making apple pie. Since I made homemade pie, I had to make dough for the crust. I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR. Then I had to cut 2 lbs. of apples. After I cut them, the instructions said to peel the apples. FUCK. About 2 hours later the pie is finished and I have flour down my shirt. Fun Night.

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My friend met Ray Toro AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME!!!! He grew up across the street from her grandma's house and she met him while he was taking out the trash at his parent's house. Another one of my friends got her MCR shirt signed by Gerard Way because her mom's friend is friends with him.

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