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So apparently the Super Hadron Collider had a wiring problem, meaning they can't run the beams and smash them together until they do some very expensive repairs.

But what happens when those two beams collide?
Many people think it will explain how the universe was created.

I say who gives a shit- Chinese Democracy is out motherfucker!

Coffee count: 8 cups.

It's raining in L.A. and I love it.

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Driving with Bob

Dixie and the jeep. I have no idea where he is right now but he sent me this on his long drive home.
I would like to point out that Bob is also an excellent house guest.

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Long drive for Bob...

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My Coffee Setup

I'm running a bag of ground Dunkin Donuts Hazelnut coffee through a Cuisinart DCC-2000 Coffee on Demand Coffeemaker.
Coffee.
ON DEMAND.
I peeped this coffee maker at Mikey Way's house. I thought it was the jam so I put the Mr. Coffee in the garage and updated the kitchen with space-age technology. You can pour a cup of coffee while it's still brewing, and that means no waiting for coffee. It's fresh and hot.
I then apply creamer (powdered) and a Splenda. I then drink about five of these and I can deal with the world. Or the world can deal with a guy full of five cups of "coffee on demand".

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Morning, Motts, Reality TV

Hot coffee.
Scream Queens was solid yet again, very tense episode. Ladies are getting fierce for that part in Saw 6. I realized it's also very unnerving to watch people act on television. It gives you the "motts".
The best way to describe "the motts" is like this:
Do you remember the first time you watched a bad daytime interview show, like Springer or something, and someone is just making a total ass out of themselves, doing or saying something very uncomfortable?
Or when you are sitting through a high school talent show and all of a sudden you feel embarrassed for your classmate who is singing "The Greatest Love Of All" by Whitney Houston"?
You sometimes have to cover your eyes, or look away.
Thats "the motts".
The phrase was coined by Mark Debiak in reference to an old Motts Applesauce commercial from when we were kids, involving what I remember as a child dressed as a film noir detective searching for "the motts" or , while searching for "the motts" asking people "who got the motts?". I believe he finds the motts at the end.
I find "the motts" all the time.
Real Chance @ Love is slipping for me. I find myself mysteriously drawn to Real's hair, entertained by Chance, and fascinated with the term "Stallionaires". I often wonder what exactly it takes to be a "Stallionaire", but the show didn't hold my attention last night... I simply do not know if Real or Chance actually want to find love.

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How long before this shit gets old?

Just sayin'

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Haiku

Left 4 Dead is out
Friends kill zombies together
Is it worth getting?

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Triple Dogs, Dawg!

Picture of dogs.

I don't know which one Dixie is, but Bob does.
***COFFEE UPDATE***
We didn't get coffee...Google gave the wrong address for the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.
I mean we have a coffee maker...and it's actually filled with hot coffee right this very second. But.
ya know...

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Tokyo

Shibuya

Tokyo is my favorite place in the whole world. I have a ton of photos from there...this is one of them.
Me and Worm were walking around Shibuya for hours, just looking at all the neon and the people.

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The Wheeze

One of my favorite old pictures of Mikey, taken during BP rehearsals

Trying to see if posting a photo works...looks like it does.
I would post a video but I seem to have misplaced the one where a dog takes a giant shit. Cuz that's what everyone wants- the gift of shit.
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