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PLAYING FLASH GAMES AND LISTENING TO JIMMY EAT WORLD MAKES ME FEEL INFINITE

Because you says I can't be a damn 90's kid.

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FUCK THE WORLD

Anyone ever wonder why the world's so obsessed with little girls who look like grown women? Like Toddlers & Tiaras- those little girls are getting spray tanned, wearing fake teeth, and having makeup tattooed onto their faces (literally). And I wouldn't care normally-- I mean, it's their lives and I'm not one to say they can't-- but their mothers, women who are supposed to love them unconditionally, are usually forcing them into it.
People are gross.

Also, I really hate that actors are getting mega-involved in politics nowadays. Like, Clint Eastwood. I was happy at first, but then I realized he supports Romney. Not to blow holes in anyone's ship, but I think Eastwood did a better job than Ann Romney at stirring up some votes.
Wanna fuck Americans over? Give us comedy.

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IF YOU GUYS CARE TO KNOW

I have links to some MCR games...

SWEET REVENGE:
http://www.play.vg/games/139-MCR%20Sweet%20Revenge.html

AND, my personal favorite, HELENA:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9242

Now, go play. :P

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BITCHES BETTER BE READING THIS SHIT AND COMMENTING!!! MOTHERFUCKERS...

Lately, I've been blogging and nobody's commented. You thought I wouldn't notice, right? I noticed. So, as punishment, I'm gonna talk about tampons first (GUYS WHO ARE PANSIES, cover your ears). God, don't you just hate it when your tampons are too big for your vagina and you have to suffer through the ejection point? Seriously, I have to bite down on a rag and pull through the pain to get them out. Then today, I forgot to pack mine to school and had to get one from the nurse's office, and you know what happened? First of all, it was more effective at absorbing blood and none of it leaked. Secondly, it came out pain-free. I mean, I had to pull a little, but it didn't hurt nearly as bad as my usual tampons. I'm thinking about switching to that brand when I finish this box, but the only problem is that they have cardboard applicators. And I love U by Kotex, I really do, but this shit of almost rupturing my vaginal membrane every month hurts...

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Fuckin' Lesbian Dykes.

Today was the first day, a day I've been looking forward to for awhile. My first class of the day is Chemistry, and my teacher, Mr. Raphaelle, announced that there would never be homework. Good, right? Right. Here's the shitty part about this class. Regan sits behind me. And like every other lesbian at my school, she's one of the most obnoxious people I will ever encounter. I don't have anything against homosexuals- in fact, I identify as pansexual, meaning I like to fuck girls, too, but would rather not be classified by something as certain as bisexual. The bottom line is that being a lesbian does not give you permission to touch my hair, rub a balloon, or chit-chat all lesson long. Almost every lesbian at my school is like this- crude, loud, stereotypical. I seriously considered uncapping my pen and puncturing that damned balloon.

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DRAGONFLIES!

At some point the week, I don't know when, I'm getting my ear pierced again. I don't really know what to call the spot, so I'm looking at a diagram right now... Okay, upper lobe, then. My left upper lobe, and I know someone who has hollow needles. So, looks like I'm taking trip to Ariyah's apartment soon. Actually, she left her needles here, since she pierced some ears last night. I just take them over maybe today, and hit her up about it. It will have to be before dark, and after Leanna leaves, I guess. I'm not really concerned about the pain- I've watched her pierce ears, and they all said it didn't hurt much. Plus, she's already pierced my nose, and I trust her. And since her only price is some type of jewelry, I just take one of my new studs. Speaking of that, my mom wants her nose pierced as well, so maybe we could both go. Mom's gonna FREAK when it hits.

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On The Magic School Bus.

School starts tomorrow, which means I'm gonna be stuck with assholes everyday for the next nine months. It's not all bad, though. I have A lunch, History, and Ceramics- the three things I love most about school. That, and the bus. I like all the people on my bus, and the guys are pretty cool to talk to.Since someone stole my pencil case last year, I took the necessary precaution of buying one that locks.
Good luck finding the key, motherfuckers.

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Talking About The Young Style

My mom nagged me for an hour today to get out and trim the lawn. God, I have way too much fun mowing grass.
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*does donuts at full speed*
NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE YOUNG FOLK!
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*turns blade off and drives onto suburban street*
JOYRIDE
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*rides past Mom*
BITCHES LOVE ME CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I CAN FUCK!

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To Motherfucking Faggot Hausman and His Bitch-Ass Disciples

All you need to know about today. Bitch, I made you chain out of tootsie roll paper- you don't refuse to take it, then ignore me the rest of the night.
FUCKING FAGGOTS.