Listen up, you awful fucks. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to you.
You know all those rumors about kids getting shoved in lockers and about how nobody gives a shit in high school? They're true. Nobody gave me any advice for how to deal with Freshman year, so I'm going to coach you.
1. Don't expect teachers to give a shit about you or your problems. Nine out of ten times, they don't. However, if you end up with amazing teachers who talk to you like you're human, consider your ass blessed.
2. Getting shoved in lockers isn't fun.