Reasons I legitimately wish Gerard Way was my father:
- I bet Gerard wouldn't have tried drowning or causing hypothermia upon an upset 18-month-old
- I bet Gerard doesn't try smuggling 4-year-olds into Australia so that they can't be found by their respective mothers
- I bet Gerard doesn't spend somebody's entire life brainwashing them into hating their mom
- I bet Gerard doesn't buy people off
- I bet Gerard wouldn't hit his wife or kids
-I bet Gerard wouldn't cause me to cry myself to sleep because of how much I hate my life.