Frank's blog

just made me laugh, sorry. no seriously look at her fucking face, haha.

you may take one look at granpa elliot, in his osh kosh bgosh overalls and half effective shades and think wow there is a guy who definitely can't shred a version of Ben E Kings classic stand by me....but upon closer inspection, you may realize he has quite a few more rings than necessary and a set of coby headphones peaking out from under that babygap hat....and that you're a jerk for judging a book by its cover
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741
its all about the grandpa elliot kids.

hello all, just wanted to let you know our good buddies from the nj, BRine & Bastards, just released a new e.p... Do you like pirates? what about punk rock? do you think chlamydia is funny? ever wish your favorite rum had an upbeat theme song? then this band is for you! 6 brand new songs for you to tap your peg leg to.
go to itunes and type that shit in - Brine & Bastards - Pure Rock Scurvy EP
their full length, set sail for sodomy, is also available there....enjoi! xofrank

hey everyone, guess what! gerard is looking to buy a trans am! everyone should try and help him out with his search. if you do find his dream car, but it happens to be inhabited by two sickeningly cute puppies, yknow the kind that belong on the cover of your trapper keeper, and you cant get them to leave.... i will take the puppies, oh and a slice of pizza if you have one. ok happy hunting you little bastards. xo

#2. play their little game...you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism...but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core... now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo

#1. smoke! smoke! smoke!, til the eyes of the young tear up around you. sure the characters and staff will try and remind you that smoking is only to be done in the designated smoking areas...but they will never catch you lighting up on its a small world...fuck the small world.

hey everybody!! baby jessica is out of the well, alive and in stable condition. phew, that was a close one.

ive been thinking about this for awhile now, ive read all the information, considered the hard hitting questions...and ive decided to vote obama. i encourage you all to check out this promising young man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&feature=related

hello all,
the bouncing souls are celebrating 20 years as a band this year. can you believe it? it feels like just yesterday i was sneaking out of my mom's house on a school night to go see them play at the pipeline with hambone. ah but alas the pipeline is gone, and i dont have school tomorrow ever again...but maniacal laughter is still one of my favorite records, and i still love when i can get hambone to drive me to shows so i can bully his radio.
the bouncing souls are one of my favorite bands of all time... they are full bred new jersey punk rock, they made me wanna have my first legal drink at holiday coctail lounge, throw a toilet off a roof, and start a band and go on tour... ive seen them play hundreds of times probably more times than ive ever seen any other band, and it never gets old. ever since i first heard the souls their music spoke to me, they've "touched my heart, and i'll sing along forever." so when i heard about what they were doing for their 20 year anniversary as a band i had to let as many people know as possible...hence the blog.
ok so get this....for their 20 year anniversary the souls have decided to go DIY again in the digital age, and release 1 song a month all year long direct from the bands label Chunksaah Records. And if you do what i did and subscribe to the record you get emailed every month on the 1st to remind you to go get the track and at the end of the year after you've gotten your 12th track you get an extra 4 new souls tracks free just for subscribing! i think its a rad idea, and the first track Gasoline is up for download now on their site www.bouncingsouls.com so if you're a souls fan go support, or if you're not a fan yet, but want to check out an amazing band who has stood the test of time...go to their site and download the new track you wont be disappointed.
ECFU
xofrank.