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music....

"Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. i have always needed fuel. i am a serious consumer. On some nights i still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio." - Hunter S. Thompson

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hahah

http://www.altpress.com/features/bouncingsoulsanniversary.htm
hey someone twittered no wait twatted? twettered...uhm twitted anyway someone sent me this link, and i would like to give credit where credit is due but sorry i cant find their name now.... anyway its a hilarious 20th anniversary thing the Bouncing Souls made with AP. check it out. xo

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New Gallows rekurd = Facial Assualt

ok so i got the new Gallows record, Grey Britain, a couple weeks ago cause i know some people that are famous and influential but i didnt want to rub it in so i waited until now to talk about it...this way its out, you can get it at your local record store and listen to it at home and not feel inferior to my famous friends even though most of you are...its just better this way. ok with all that said fuck this record is good. they really branched out and took some chances on this record and it paid off in spades (i dont really know what that euphemism actually means - but im using it to say it went really well.)

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Yes Ray, you are correct Sir...

i totally feel like i was just blown.

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haha

just made me laugh, sorry. no seriously look at her fucking face, haha.

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Grandpa Elliot

you may take one look at granpa elliot, in his osh kosh bgosh overalls and half effective shades and think wow there is a guy who definitely can't shred a version of Ben E Kings classic stand by me....but upon closer inspection, you may realize he has quite a few more rings than necessary and a set of coby headphones peaking out from under that babygap hat....and that you're a jerk for judging a book by its cover
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741
its all about the grandpa elliot kids.

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Arg, Pure ROck Scurvy

hello all, just wanted to let you know our good buddies from the nj, BRine & Bastards, just released a new e.p... Do you like pirates? what about punk rock? do you think chlamydia is funny? ever wish your favorite rum had an upbeat theme song? then this band is for you! 6 brand new songs for you to tap your peg leg to.
go to itunes and type that shit in - Brine & Bastards - Pure Rock Scurvy EP
their full length, set sail for sodomy, is also available there....enjoi! xofrank

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current events

hey everyone, guess what! gerard is looking to buy a trans am! everyone should try and help him out with his search. if you do find his dream car, but it happens to be inhabited by two sickeningly cute puppies, yknow the kind that belong on the cover of your trapper keeper, and you cant get them to leave.... i will take the puppies, oh and a slice of pizza if you have one. ok happy hunting you little bastards. xo

#2. play their little game...you order the mickey pretzel w/ chz, and wash it down with a nice frosty coke. the surveillance cameras pass over your transaction with little skepticism...but you know, and cast member adam, who sold you the tasty treat, damn sure knows that you have cracked the disney code, and will now have to pay the man $6.66, the number of the fucking beast. you have shaken the happiest place on earth to its core... now brutally eat your pretzel, mickey ears first. xo

#1. smoke! smoke! smoke!, til the eyes of the young tear up around you. sure the characters and staff will try and remind you that smoking is only to be done in the designated smoking areas...but they will never catch you lighting up on its a small world...fuck the small world.