After an hour of searching... A genuine killjoy! Spotted! Amongst the clueless people, the horny people, the rude people, A KILLJOY EMERGES! Aaah... Feels good.
And I've got EVIDENCE!
Read it and rejoyce, Killjoys! (Oh the irony).
~Killjoy Sparky Hell:
On her mission of finding killjoys outside the known zones