Copaface's blog

I have been talking to Lucinda Montano (Steve Righ's wife) about this on Twitter & I'll be so embarrassed tomorrow that I actually had the audacity to say this.

I'm sick of people who just follow everyone MCR know because they want to fucking sit on Gerard's face.
I am fully aware that Gerard has a nice face but that doesn't mean you have to fucking bum rape everything he does because you want to sit on his face.

You can all sit there pretending you like coffee and comic books and stuff but you really just pretend to like that stuff because you want to sit on Gerard's fucking face.

Forgive me. I'm drunk. I'm quite vulgar, rude & promiscuous when drunk. I'll probably regret this and log on apologising tearfully in some sort of pity apology blog tomorrow

But seriously I'm fed up of people just doing stuff like listening to MSI & and pretending to like stuff Gerard likes because you just want to sit on his face.

I currently have nine piercings adorning my body so far (soon to be a lot more) and I love them almost as much as my tattoos.
I've always been pretty sensible with them but when it comes to my tongue piercing I have been a bit stupid.

So this is the fourth tongue bar I've swallowed.
That's £20 down the drain (tongue bars are £5 each) because I have to be silly little shit who has to fiddle with her tongue piercing until it comes loose and I end up swallowing it while eating.

So now to prevent it from healing up (It cost me £30 and I am the tightest person you will ever meet when it comes to money) I have a giant ring in my tongue that I have an awful feeling is meant for genital piercings.

And also because I was silly enough not to clean the ring before putting it in (despite having a bag full of special body jewellry cleaning swabs) it is now infected and I have a massive lump on my tongue.

Be nice to the stewards that you see at gigs. I am one and I'm here to tell you that it is a hard fucking job. We aren't allowed to sit down for the sometimes 7 hour duration of work (all day or night if you're working a festival), we don't get to eat during that time and we put up with a hell of a lot of shit from the public.
So going home with feet aching, starving and tired isn't that much fun despite the 'free gigs'.
Last week I worked at all three Pink gigs at the MEN arena in Manchester. During those three days I was screamed at for not letting someone bring water into the venue (venue's policy, not mine. Nothing I can do about it), told off by a drunken woman for not letting her climb into the VIP area and had to tell people over and over and over again to get the fuck back in their seats because blocking the stairway isn't allowed.
In all honesty, the money is pretty good and watching bands for free isn't bad (although you sit through some shit bands as well) but it is a hard job to do.
So next time you go to a gig, be nice to your stewards. They dislike you as much you dislike them and being nice to them may mean they can get you a free setlist, they might let you sneak in beer and if the band wants to get people from the crowd up on stage (like Green Day did), might give you a bigger chance of getting picked :)

In the next two weeks I'll be working at Beyonce, Kasabian and Artic Monkeys gigs, a WWE fight night thing, dog races and a football match. You can think I'm just another annoying twat in yellow but hey I'm getting paid to be somewhere you paid up to £100 to be :)

BE NICE TO STEWARDS!
We have feelings too.

Morrissey has collapsed onstage and rushed to hospital.
Since I am from Manchester (UK, Morrissey's hometown) I love him to death and I am worried sick.
I really hope he's okay!
Altogether on my iPod, I have 170 Morrissey songs. And that is excluding the ones he had with The Smiths.
I have about 70 by The Smiths.
PLEASE BE OKAY MORRISSEY!!!!

I am actually so worried, I am considering adding a Morrissey tattoo, which I considered before but decided against.
Now I actually want one.

TWITTERERS!!!
Please help me (@Copaface_) and my friend Helen (@helala) trend a get well message
#getwellmorrissey

And since Britney Spears and Lady GaGa have one in the trending topics try to trend this also --> #morrisseyhasmyheart

Help us get our well wishes to Morrissey, one of the greatest, most honest, upfront and talented musicians to ever come out of the UK.

I love him so.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I get pierced quite excessively.
I love it but it does have it's downsides.
I've had my tongue piercing for about 2-3 months now and one of the best things about it is it gives you something to play with when you're bored. But the balls that keep it in place tend to come loose when you mess with it as much as I do. That happened today. I almost choked on the ball and spat it out. Then I couldn't find it.
So I'm walking around with a ball missing.
Which would be great to say to people if I were a guy.
I dread sleeping with it in since I do not want to choke on the bar.
All the piercing shops are closed now so I can't run out for a new one.

Dayum.

PS - In the processof finding the picture I posted, I found some pretty gross pictures of infected tongue piercings.

Already I'm getting pissed off with this stupid open membership thing.
This really had better die down.
I mean really, I've left enough MCR sites because of dickheads. I don't want to leave this one too.

If you have nothing to say, DON'T post a blog.
Simple as.

Call me a snob or whatever but I'm not sure how happy I am about these blogs being completely open to the public. I liked the closed community we had before. This had better not turn into a forum for the dickheads like so many other MCR sites.

Green Day tickets came today! I will be obsessively smelling them for the next few hours.

Tila Tequila. Do I like her or not?

I saw that something about her was trending on Twitter but when I looked closer, the people trending her were just slagging her off... Now I don't even know if you could consider me a fan of Tila Tequila. I spent £20 to buy her TV series A Shot At Love 2 from iTunes, I have quite a few of her songs which I do enjoy. BUT. Throughout the series, I thought she was just a slutty wannabe who thinks she's bigger than she actually is and her songs are the kind you like but you know that practically anybody could do. So. Do I like Tila Tequila or not? I don't know. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of Tila Tequila.

Pros.:
1. Her MTV series A Shot At Love & A Shot At Love 2 are HILARIOUS. So good that I actually bought them from iTunes. Mainly for my two favourite competitors Glitter & Jay but still. The series were so funny.

Nobody on here knows him but today is the two year anniversary of the death of my friend James.

http://www.rochdaleobserver.co.uk/news/s/1018233_paper_round_ends_in_tra...

He was killed when he was accidentally hit by a car while doing his paper round on his bike just around the corner from my house.

James was a kind, funny, talented and wonderful person who I have known since I was four years old. He didn't deserve to be cut short like he was, nobody does, but least of all someone who had no reason and no beef with anyone, someone who was nice to everyone around him and someone who ha such a bright future ahead of him. After he died, he still helped others by donating his organs like he'd wanted to.

Suprisingly I'm not as upset as I thought I'd be.
Probably because knowing James, he wouldn't have wanted people to cry over him.
He would have wanted everyone to just remember the good times and have a drink in his name lol

Okay so the good news first.

After about 23787384637647832 years of me whining, bitching, moaning, sulking and complaining that I don't have Green Day tickets to one of their Manchester shows next month, my Dad suddenly phones me and tells me that he got two standing tickets to the one on Halloween! :D:D:D:D:D
This just goes to show, whining pays off!
I'm going with his new girlfriend, who I have never met, but apparently loves Green Day as much as me. If that is true, I can definately see us getting along. She's not that much older than me (my dad has a way with the laydeez. Maybe his bald head is hypnotizing to women he isn't related to), seems like a nice girl and has cool hair. And she likes Green Day so she can't be that much of a monster.
I have never seen Green Day but they have always been on my list of Bands I Wish I Could See.