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im not proud!!!

Soo, uhhh, its 3:30am and I'm making french toast while watching pbs. I've successfully woken up my moms tea cup pig who loves eggs and can smell that part, who woke up my parents, who came down to me with a whole bunch of cooking shit out. I don't know about you, but I have a fairly interesting life. Anyone else up? PLEASE MESSAGE MEEE! I feel like the odd one sometes because all my friends have a hard time talking to people or finding someone who will talk to them, and I have no shortage of either. WE WANT MORE WE WANT MORE!!!

ANY FELLOW RELAPSE SYMPHONY FANS ON HERE? WHATTT!?!?

Any body who saying hell yea!!!, than fucking great to meet you! You'll love this if you can't wait for the release of shadows coming up on the 8th! The rest of you going Who???, look em up, come back, restart! I WILL HAVE THIS TANK TOP AND BRACELET AND POSTER AND CD!!!
http://merchnow.com/products/178465/the-relapse-symphony-deluxe-bundle

STRINGS! HAHAHA! MUCH GREEN DAY TO LEARN!

So today I got new guitar strings, one set for each guitar you see! (MEH BABIES!) and I had a baby duck hatch! (First one sense I've started breeding them) its solid black and is itty bitty tiny winy small! It disss big! >(^__^) I am also going to post my book that I have been writing for a while now as soon as I go to a place with internet and have my lap top. So look forward to that. I also have made a decision for sake of my privacy, to make it harder for people to find me, when I am performing, I will perform as "Jason Frost" so keep an ear out for that name.

GAH! I WANT I WANT I WANT!
Guitar help advice and life update

OK, so this is a two part post. First let me start with no one take this as spamming, OK, just saying for anyone in need to give this a shot. I recently found myself in extream need of a guitar tuner. I searched for a tuner wanting to find the one I used for the talent show hoping 1. I could find it and 2. It was free. Witch apparently its easy to find and free! So I got it. With some exploration of it I found it has not only a tuner, but small mini games to help learn and memorize open guitar chords, (no guitar needed, great and fun on the go) and a metronome that's pretty good.

Im not dead, but just as boring, so why not.

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID
1. I constantly have gun in my mouth
2. I still use my sleeves when i have a runny nose. (Gross but if you had the sinuses i do you'd understand.)
3. I have to sleep with some kind of light on.

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. I drink my coffee black
2. I already supply everything except for my house for myself at the age of 17. (And my cigarettes.).
3. Im not sure. That one maybe?

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO
1. go to New York and pay respects at Ground Zero
2. Get a band and start touring
3. maybe start skating again, motivational speaking. idk.

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A

WOO! I GETTEN PAID!

WOO! My buddys taking me to a grad party to perform magic with him and im getting paid! so Im learning his whole show tonight and perform it tomorrow as his assistant. MONEY MONEY MONNNNEEEEEY!

Best part of my week, day by day

Ok, so today I got what will hopefully be the second best news of the week. (Maybe third, depends if i make up my mind on some things. Or fourth if my buddys can stop fighting.) But today while waiting in a informational meeting for bowling next year my probation officer stopped by, and she didnt even talked to me. Just told the principle that if i show up everyday for the next five days of school, IM OFF PROBATION! Witch also means, IM GOING TO BUNBURY MUSIC FESTIVAL AND SEEING PARAMORE AND FOB!

Missing Knuckle. If found please return!

Ok, so Im a rhythem guitarist who plays punk style. This translates to playing a lot of eighth notes fast, and with a do or die attitude (Personal Touch.) so even in practice im a little all out. Well, normaly if I drop my pick, I have one near by and can grab it quickly until I finish working my run and grab it after. Well I dropped my pick and had none near by, so I think, Ill just play with my hand but I hate using my nails, so i decide to use my knuckle. After a half hour run of practice on what i was working on, I have 0 skin on my knuckle... So kids, take this as a lesson.

101 ways to fuck up a show!

SOOO talent show tonight. Fun time. I played Holiday by green day. Song I play DAILY! DAILY! And today my buddy handed me his guitar just to look at it, Squire Bullet, never played one, loved it. Huge distortion. So i asked if i could use it.(1) So I show up with this guitar with my amp and my band director whos running the show tells me to use another kids amp.

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