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EWW! EWW! EWW! MAKE THE LITTLE THINGYS GO AWAY!

So let me start out with saying, I FUCKING HATE ANYTHING THAT'S CONSIDERED A BABY, PUPPY, KITTEN, ETC! I hate kids that are under 13. I just do. I spend all my time with people older than me for the most part. Well, this weekend my life was filled with my fears of young thingys. Sisters baby goat was in the house all weekend after being born friday, we had the kid my mom watches a weekend a month whose ten, and then everywhere i went was surrounded my babies or little kids. And by now your thinking, well, you where once a little prepubescent piece of shit once to, to that i respond, I used to hate myself, and now i cant get enough of myself, whats that say? So heres the "Highlights" of my weekend.

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How to piss off a whole fandom:

So I started listening to sleeping with sirens, and im listening to them and thinking "I dont care what this chick singing looks like, to sound like this she has to be fucking hot!" and the kid who told me to look them up is sitting next to me laughing his ass off at this, and i say, im going to look them up and try and find a pic of her. Needless to say I just lost the only evidence I have saying i like girls in some way. So, yea, I looked up a band expecting a hot girl and find a hot dude... Im realllly not complaining.

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NOT LITTLE TIMMY

Little timmy was five, and had an apple juice one to many. We told him it wasent safe to drive, but little timmy was one ego to many. Little timmy went down the stairs, his plastic car is now one piece to many.

This is what I came up with in between tears while watching The Black Parade is Dead movie. has nothing to do with anything, and makes no sense, but I think im going to hell for it.

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huh, it really does tickle.

So today i had a first. My friend driving me to school hit a patch of ice and we spun out into a fence and ditch. tore the complete front end of his bumper off. The one time we drove like normal humans is when we fuck something up, wtf? Im ok, but i dont wear a seatbelt because i dont do being constricted by them, makes me flip out, so i got thrown onto his seat when we hit the fence. mother fucking fence it tough as hell. We hit it coming down hill, so that fucked us. thank god this girl in my class grandma drove by and helped me out. The car was still drivable, so he took it home and stayed there. Im ok, but i was a little shaky for the day. Did learn that the people who've ive seen come out less complained a lot more. so yea, drive safe guys, i got lucky as hell, so anyone in the states where this shits hitting hard, for the love of whatever, be safe.

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My chemical band

the story of starting a band using MCR albums:
I brought my guitar, you brought yout drums
three cheers we found a bass guitarist
the black room is dark (live version)
Danger days: The true story of shoes being thrown at us
Conventional broken string
May death save us from more shoes

This is the short progression of my band so far. To everyone who says performing of any kind (not saying you guys) is not a real job is fucking clueless and could never do what any performer of any kind could do.

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I sit on a very fine line

So last night, my jacket that had the green day logo thats fallen off, well, i got pissed at the seleeves and riped them off of it.at four in the morning. and went back to sleep. So its now just a plain black jean vest. well, i woke up and looked at it saying WHAT THE FUCK HAPP- ohhhh yeaaaaaa. fuck it, im wearing it, so i threw on my AC4 shirt, and black skinnies on with it, and i either look like the worlds biggest Douche bag, or on sexy mother fucker. Im not sure yet. If i knew how to use the schools laptops id take a pic of it for shits and giggles and probably use it, because i do look sexy in general today. Going to the mall after school to drop off job applications. GOT ONE FOR HOT TOPIC WOOO! I may take my sisters phone and dick around and get a picture, if so, ill update it.

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YES YES YES!!!

So I messaged WSU about going to school there to become a music teacher, and I got a response back from the head of the music department, and was told that bassed of of the information I gave them, they think I have a solid chance, and she asked a few more questions to follow up to give me further advice on admission to the program! YEAA!

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Friends new theme song

So me and my buddy where dicking around and he asked me how a kid like me would be the one to fall in love with a type of music that in his mind clash terribly, and i told him, its telling a story with meaning and having fun with it, and he told me to prove it, and i instantly thought of this. and i thought and thought on it, and his new nickname is Spicy McHaggis and this is his theme for it.

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line

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dropkick murphys!

ok, so the dropkick murphys are coming to ohios house of blues.in Cleaveland on febuary 18th, and i hage 0 friends interested in going, so anyone around the area wanna meet me.there so i can.tell my parents im going with a friend? i will love that person unconditionaly forever and ever!

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dropkick murphys!

ok, so the dropkick murphys are coming to ohios house of blues.in Cleaveland on febuary 18th, and i hage 0 friends interested in going, so anyone around the area wanna meet me.there so i can.tell my parents im going with a friend? i will love that person unconditionaly forever and ever!