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You know your class is boring when:

You know your class is boring when you start watching "The Physics of Curling". Please for the love of the scientific method shoot me. -__-

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why try

So i really dont know i try to watch war movies, you always know the main characters die off one vy one until the last ones senr into battle with a platoon of men there in charge of and get pinned down, so they sacrifice themselves to give the platoon or regent enough to fight for. Its the same!

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How sturdy is that wall?

so I think I had the worst weekend in my memorable life. Heres the story: My friend met this girl at work, and they started talking. She seemed fine at work, so he asked if she wanted to hang at the mall, and she said sure. He then asked if I wanted to hang and my mom told me I should probably go because she was pissed at me. So I get in his car and he says, were going to pick up a friend and go to the mall, and I ask who is he, so he tells me HER name is bre. So naturally I ask, do you plan on dating her, or what your normal goal is, sleep with her, and he tells me no, she just a friend. And i could tell he meant it. So we get to burger king, follow her home and she gets in my car. Lets note she is mixed, and It seemed the whole time, Im the only one who could have gave a shit less. Just because you your self are black, or you're in a relation of some kind with a minority group, does not make it ok to make jokes.

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Long time miss

Ok, my lifes been pretty dull sense getting a new guitar. And I kinda miss sharing updates of my life, idk why. So yeaaaa. Have a virtual cookie. ( ._.)--O

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Somethings not right here???

So I walk into my morning class and my teacher ask how was my mourning, and this teacher has seen me smoking and knows I do, they dont give a fuck, im not there child, so I tell him, the only reason i woke up was to smoke coffee and drink cigs. This took a few seconds of his confused look to understand what i said, so the only way to cover my ass of fail was add, and clearly im out off both. GAWD I NEED TO GET BACK WITH THE BAND!

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Crazy Eyes

Well, outside of fucking up my own written solo everytime i try to play it while being recorded, this songs coming out great. I thought you would all like this one a lot, it has a kinda funny lovey feel to it.
Ive timed myself playing and its sitting at around 2 min. and ive yet to get the singing and playing togeather.

Little miss crazy eyes
Hiding behind your disguise
Little miss crazy eyes
I see right through your lies

Phones got a wiretap
Going to set up a trap
Drawn out on a map
Know my daily plan
Some day ill be your man

Little miss crazy eyes
Hiding behind your disguise
Little miss crazy eyes
I see right through your lies

Hiding around the corner not to let me see
Waiting for the chance it will be just you and me
Because you know its the way to be
You grew up with everything going your way
Well now let me tell you all i got to say

Hey mr crazy eyes
Hides it from all the guys
Hey mr crazy eyes
Takes note of all her sighs

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THE CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE MY LEVEL OF EMO MOM!!!

So as the tittle says, i have a very Emo, Punk, and some other style orgy going on right now. I got me a pair of Dr. Martians, Black butterfly button skinny jeans, new American Idiot tee, old sleeveless jean jacket, and heavily spiked hair with a quarter bottle of gel in it. (God Forbid I light a match with my teeth) and ive walked around singing songs like Emo Skater Girl, Sk8er Boy, and other Nerdy bad girl type love songs, idk. And i also established theres only two kinds of written songs, Love songs (Easy) and pirate songs (Everything else). But most of all, i would LOVEEE to thank whoever swapped my pills with compressed speed tablets, GOD BLESS YOU! YOU GLAMOUROUS ALLHOLE!

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That awkward moment when:

So for the past couple days ive realized, Its warmer in the Sochi than it is in Ohio. WTF!!! THE WINTER OLYMPICS ARE WARMER THAN WHERE IM AT! WHY WHY WHY!!! Am I the only one with this problem? And speaking of winter and fun sports, I recently gotten interested in Crashed Ice, and i want to try it soooo fucking bad, but its such a rare sport theres no such thing as a recreational track to try it on, and the only place you can try it is at Niagara falls during the qualifiers, witch is free, but i need to get there and and get the gear that cost $$$. Im not even sure what to do, but it looks so fun. Fallings natural, going ups not, so i don't see why people fear stuff like it.

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Eventful weekend

So i went to my local music store and went in to get new strings, and walked out with a used red Peavey Raptor guitar for $120, 3mm picks for $5, a new strap for $10, and 10 gage strings for $5. so yea, not what i planed on, but not complaining. Most ive ever spent in that place. Granted it was also my first time getting something besides strings or valve oil. so that would just about do it. I then hit up a pawn shop and got the amp that was made for it for $50, so that was cool. And then got a hair cut. After that i had pep band, and i had to bring my guitar in to make room for the kids my mom was babysitting and i diddnt bring my battery thinking i could stop by the house and grab it, and i was still to lazy to get my tuba out, so i grabbed the cord and played my guitar that night. When my parents picked me up they still had the kids, so i had to sit with amp in lap guitar up front, witch would normally make me a little upset, but i was to happy to give a fuck.

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LIKE MY CASTLE!?!?

so today the goat is now 1 week old, and i still hate it. But its still attached to me and shit, so now my eyes are glossy and blood shot, so i look like ive been stoned all week, when i haven't even touched a smoke in a month, so all the teachers are looking at me and just giving me the dirtiest looks. But in band we had a sub teacher, and my buddy (Graduating in three months and 100% done) was pissed that even though the band director said we can talk, she makes us spend the first 3/4ths of the class silent, so my senior buddy and another senior said "Fuck that" and just gave her hell. And at one point she told us we had to find something to do and asked if we needed to go to the library to get a book. This is the conversation:
Sub: You two need to find something to do. Do i need to write you a pass to get a book?
Friend: No, i dont read. I don't know how, i never learned!
Sub: well you need to find something to do.