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officially MY band!!

So for my last weekend of summer, I had a bonfire and my friends over. We started talking about stuff (after creating a tower of amps) and decided to join a band. They all jumped on my idea of Controversial Weapons. (What I thought was the alb title for conventional weapons at first) So I'm now the bassist and vocalist of a band. WOO! I also write all the music. We already have one wrote and recorded (took just one night) outside of the vocal part! So I hope this goes well! Its just three of us, so I'm curious how this will end. As soon as I get the lyrics down and into a recording with music, it WILL be on here. I can't wait for you all to hear it!

yeaaaa, no.

So my buddy who offered me a spot on his tour doing magic said all he wants me to do is juggle. Not saying its not impressive, but I can't and don't want to do it. And its one of those that's all he wanted me for, so I'll work his selling vendor and do some magic for a few months in the summer, but I'm not going on full tour with him. So it'll just be 150-200$ a week to go towards guitar and band stuff. So meh. :/

im just a little sick. *aggressively blows nose*

So I feel like shit. Never fails, this time of year fucks me over and I get sick. Well, more like anytime I spend excessive time with large groups of people I'm not used to. Witch I guess is normal because my immune system isnt used to the germs and shit from new people. so medically I just gotta deal with. God bless over the counter cold and flu pills and shit. Got offered a spot playing bass in a band. OH YEA! I got my own bass a month or two ago! Yet to bring it up. Getting back into magic too. Buddy says I have a spot on his show with him. Already built my own lock deck, two card monty, and I'm working on a stripper deck if I can find a sharper blade. Any one confused just ask. I'll start doing some shows and recording them for YouTube and shit. Bands picking up. I'm also going to get a recording of it because you will all LOVE IT! Open is night on bald mountain, balled is Edward scissor hands, and closer is hall of the mountain king! So its going to be cool as fuck!

proof im not.dead

1) Which is your fave. animal?
Horses and reptiles of all kinds! :D
2) What is the worst food you ever taste?
Meat. Eww.
3) Which is your fave. part of the world?
Like, location? Idk. I kinda wanna go to Scotland.
4) What came first, the hen or the egg?
I enjoy how this specifies hen. Pullets can't lay eggs! And cocks and cockrels can't obviously! (Sister shows and breeds chickens) but hen.
5) Which is the last movie you saw?
I watched RoboCop with my dad till falling asleep
6) Do you believe in aliens?
Not little big headed green men, but I think life could/has evolved on other places like it has our own.
7)Which is the best thing ever happened to you?
Band. just all of it
8) Which is the best T.V show you know?
How I met your mother
9) Which are the worst villians in history?
Anyone who denys someone a right
10) If you where a ghost, what kind of thinks would you do?
Fuck shit up and make life hell for people
11) Would you like to study in hogwarts?


Ok, read the below link before going on. Very short read.

Ok, now that this has been read, I would love to know why the hell the thought of something that seemed like it was so much to him is now sounding like enhh. He makes it sound like it was just something to kill the time, not something that was what made me flush pills, throw away knifes, and keep my belt around my waist and not my neck!!! TO SAY THEY SAVED MY LIFE IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT DAM IT!

Failing 101: For the Lossers

Ok, so this is going to end mid chapter, but thats because I get limeted chances to post this, like this is my first that i had both internet and my laptop. (No way in HELL im typing this on a phone word for word. Love you guys, but i wouldent do that to save my guitars. And your only .00000000000000000000001 percent away from tieing with those. Sorry, still love you, not sorry.) So HERE WE GO! ENJOY IT!

Failing 101: For the Losers

Hey, Im Mathew Porter, and this is the story of how I went from top student, to the class fail.


For as long as I can remember I've looked for someone like you.
With a head like yours, and a torso to.
Birds sing and if its the last thing I di you will pay zim! ~Tak

that awkward moment when:

Okay guys, so I am going to go see the Relapse Symphony, august eighth, at the Eyes Set to Kill show in Newport Kentucky, and I invited the girl I have like half a crush on. I later looked up the other bands that's going to be there: TRS (of course) Alone in the dark, Close to Home, and Sirens and Sinners. For any of you who've heard of these bands, we all know TRS is the one that sticks out. So after inviting this girl based off of just them, I truly don't want to take her out of fear. Literally fear. I figured the others would be close. Nooooooope noooope nope nope nope.

gotta do emo stuff, but first, lemme take a selfie

Its late, I'm tired, talking to my school friend about tacos made with lobe and how I had to go across the street to borrow a teaspoon of love just for the taco and were taking selfies now. God bless the modern age.

am i the only one like this.

So I've always been kinda, idk. Not like everyone else. I've kinda always not been sure what I am. Some days I wake up like, fuck it, I'm a chick, and others I'm like I SHALL USE HAMMERS AND OVER USE DRY WALL AND OTHER GUY SHIT! Ive pretty much always labeled myself as bi. I just believe everyone is just another person and never cared. So this isn't a I'm confused thing. Its more of a, hey! Anyone else feel like a jen one day and a Jim the next? Or is that just me?