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when your friends with someone who is not a good friend, here is the cycle that you go through (yes this is just my experience and no reseacrh has been done!)
1) love said friend to death for three years
2) over the spring stuff goes down behind your back regarding you so you tell her you cant be friends (politly) in the summer
3) in the fall, tell her boyfriend who you becaeme close with the same because he is a pervy creep in disguise
4) later in the fall recive a call from her boyfriend (same one as previously mentioned) saying that his girlfriend (ex best friend) told him about a rumor she heard conveyng that he and i were "hooking up" (rumor is false btw)
5) sixx hours later get an email from current best friend saying that your ex best friend and her boyfriend brokeup but does not specify reason
6)get paranoid, very paranoid

the worst day ever- simple plan
yeah, this has pretty much been my week so far. no really the highlight of my week was my science teacher almost lighting my hair on fire!! oh well, tomorrow and fridaay better be two rocking days!!!!

litterally two minutes ago my chinese teacher emailed our class with homework she just decided to assign right then, am i doing the homeowrk,,,,,,,no, cause its in the textbook and i didnt bring it home cause i thought we had no homework!!! anyway my parents just repremanded me for usisng english/british terms like "half ten" for ten thirty or "uni" for college, cause at summer camp my counsler was from i want to say manchester, but it may be liverpool, eihter way she lives i the UK and her terms and accent rubbed off on us!!! now when im mad i automaticlly lapse overinto a english accnt!!!! well, thats just another reason why kates a fail (yay)!!!! goodnight lovelies, me ill be doing homework for the next hour or so, maybe two!!! good night!!
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today in science i started screaming really loud "I AM THE UNICORN!!!!!!" just cause, and then our science teacher set more chemicals on fire for us today, and while doing so she proceeded to almost set my hair on fire.....so my science class now calls me the fire hazard!!!! hey and guess what......i think i failed a chinese quiz today!!! YAY!!!! well i hope myevening is great, i think my morning and afternoon were not so awesome cause i didnt have time for coffe this morning, thats probably why!!!!! later lovelies!!!
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so after complaining all day and remebering people making "i hate" videos on tosh.o, i decided to make an "i love" list which gets sarcastic around the third item all about wahts happened to me today!!
i love:
1) that my dance teahcer gave us COOKIES at the end of our last class..yum!!!
2)that i got my friend matt to jion team "betty white will live forever" (for mor einformation, message me, its really a quite funny rivalry that me and my friend started!!)
3)my science teahcer who set stuff on fire for us today
4) leaving my pointe shoes sewn crappily resulting in pain
5) physco guys that you think are your friends but then turn all creeper and make you sit on their lap for the whole DOUBLE LAB PERIOD and when you slide to the floor, are strong enoughto pick you back up and ssit you on their lap once again
6) my shit load of homework that i should be doing right now
7) my aching, feet, back, neck, shoulders, abs, lats, quads and pretty much every other muscle in my body

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! i am officially obsessed with this guy...i spent all afternoon watching his videos and when i heard him say what he did at 2:51.......i died of excitement!!!! just watch it....JUST DO IT......DOOOOO IT!!!!!haha!! watch from 2:49 or so........i died!! so excited!!! anyway have a good night lovelies..im off to harass the coffee maker even though im gonna try and sleep in an hour or so................................................................................
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my best friend just emailed me and told me something so disturbing about jello, i litterally almost passed out!!!! she just told me what jello is made of, ground up cow carcasses, and artificial flavour and color!!!! ugh, that is so gross i cant even think straight so obviously i just had to tell you lovelies!! ugh thats so gross!! sorry to ruinn your jello dreams!!
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FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!! so the formal lab report i just started and finished, when i could be sleeping, that was due tomorrow, yeah remeber that i poested about it two hours earlier?? yeah well i just printed it out and wasted two hours of my time cause its DUE MONDAY!!!!! NOT TOMORROW CAUSE MY TEACHER CHANGED IT TODAY AND I FUCKING FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!! so mad at myslef right now.......FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh well, atleast i dont have to do it on sunday now!!!! ugh, i need an advil, or i guess your supposed to take tylonol for headach- WHATEVER!!!!!!!!! uhhh, so upset, good night lovelies!!
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just got back from dance class, where for some reason our teacher wants to choreograph us as tumble weeds. not pretty one doing chaimes across the floor at a spiraled andgle, no. ledgit tumble weeds rolling in the floor!!!! now the floor has the sweat of sixteen girls all over it!! yum......well im gonna go do a formal lab report i havent touched and its due tomorrow morning!! wish me luck!!
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oh and ps, if youve ever read Antigone, can you please explain the plot, i skipped over all the strophes and antistrophs so im missing like half the plot!! i know antigone, haemon and his mom die, but i skipped the last few aragraphs too so i dont know about Creon and Ismene either....thanks lovelies!!!

so this morning i stepped into my shower and half way through washing my hair, i saw a huge spider!! not just big, but fuckin HUMONGO!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so big i litterally thought it was gonna eat me!!!! my mom is sick so i had to set it free outside myself, i didnt know how so i googled it and i acidently clicked immages, and when i did this picture came up!! i screamed with excitement!!! haha!! have a nice afternoon lovelies, i know ill be enjoying the chilly weather withOUT a sweater!!!
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