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Grandpa Elliot

on April 14, 2009 - 4:35pm
you may take one look at granpa elliot, in his osh kosh bgosh overalls and half effective shades and think wow there is a guy who definitely can't shred a version of Ben E Kings classic stand by me....but upon closer inspection, you may realize he has quite a few more rings than necessary and a set of coby headphones peaking out from under that babygap hat....and that you're a jerk for judging a book by its cover its all about the grandpa elliot kids.
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Taya wins by an enlarged breast implant!

on April 13, 2009 - 9:48am
In a sleep inducing finish, Taya ended up with our man Bret's heart. Mindy left discouraged and disheartened. With her Sarah Palin good looks and twang, I thought for sure she would lose. I was right. In a shocking twist, a girl's decision to NOT have sex with Bret after five minutes of staring at each other lifelessly at dinner DID NOT get her booted off. Well played Taya, well played. Congratulations Bret! You have get to have "hot, sexy, monkey love" for the rest of your life...or until next season starts up.
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Final Rock of Love Bus tonight!!!

on April 12, 2009 - 6:57pm
Will it be the Penthouse Pet or Sarah Palin look-alike??? I can't wait to find out!
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Happy Birthday Gerard!

on April 9, 2009 - 1:03am
Happy Birthday to Gerard! Virtual Cookie Puss is here to kick shit off. "32-good to be true" indeed!
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"Get Her!"

on April 8, 2009 - 2:30pm
Me harping on Ecto-Cooler's untimely demise over on Twitter gave me a massive burst of repressed childhood memories. I remember going with Gee, Handsome Don, and Momma Way to the Loews in Secaucus NJ, to see Ghostbusters opening week back in 1984. (For you mathematicians, that would make me 4 years old) My excitement had reached a fever pitch, and i couldn't wait to see that gigantic Marshmallow Man up on the big screen. I was already a huge fan of Bill Murray from his Caddyshack and Meatballs hijinx, and i thought Dan Aykroyd was pretty swell too.