Genuinely, I do not know to how write a proper introduction. So I will just start and we'll see what happens.
Hello! my name is Alyssa- you're allowed to call me whatever you'd like.
I am fifteen years old. I spend 90% of my time on the internet, so that says a lot about myself already.
I have a serious caffeine problem, I take my soda through an IV, and I'll absolutely shred you on guitar hero. If I can't make a living off of writing crack-fic or depressing fics, I'll be a groupie, see you on the road.
I also probably ate your last box of cereal with 0 mercy.