Wow....I try to show someone pictures....

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Wow....I try to show someone pictures....

Okay, so my grandfather walked into the room a couple of minutes ago, it`s 4:50pm where I live right now. I was looking at stuff, and he sits down on the couch next to the computer. He`s eating this like, raw hot-dog thingy, and asks me if I want some. I look at him, and I`m like, "I don`t eat raw hot-dogs," and he`s like, "It`s not raw! Paul just cooked it for me." and I said, "Why is it light pink then?" and he like, presses the thing to my face, and burns it. He`s like, "See, it`s not raw. Have some," and I`m like, "Idon`t want any," and he keeps telling me to eat it, and finally I`m like, "NO!" and then he`s like, "I`m so sorry, I didn`t mean to do that," and I`m like whatever. So I saw some concert pics, and decided to show him.
me: See the pictures? My friend went to the concert yesterday. She took these pics.
papa: they`re pretty.
me: they`re guys.
papa: really?
me: yeah.
papa: oh. How old is this girl?
me: I don`t know.
papa: Why don`t you know?
me: cuz I`m not a stalker.
papa: well, she knows your information.
me: (lying) no she doesnt.
papa: well, don`t tell her because you`re only 11, and she knows where you live.
me: no she doesn`t exactly...
papa: well, tell your mother. I`m not gonna, I don`t wanna cause you any troubles.
me: Whatever.
papa: You`re just so gullable, because your nice, and easy to get around, and don`t tell her anything, because I`d like to see you here for a long time.
me: whatever. I only tried to show you pics. You`re telling me I`m gonna get kidnapped if I talk to her?
papa: yes.
me: No, you`re wrong, and you always are.
papa: But I love you
me: obviously not, because if you did, you`d know that I`m not a nice ''little'' girl, and I`m not gullable, and I`m not easy to get around.
papa: Okay, honey, just stay safe.
me: Whatever...