Wow. Just wow.

Okay, anybody wanna read something weird? Okay, here ya go.
Okay, so I`m watching a alive performance of Planetary (GO!) on Youtube, right? So my mom comes in the room.
Mom: Hey Hannah wat`cha doin?
Me: wtaching planetray go.
Mom: hey guess what?
Me: what?
Mom: I think Gerard is cuter than Mikey.
Me: Did you really just say that?
Mom: yeah.
Me:okay then, how do you even know what they look like?
Mom: because. I looked them up yesterday after your stepdad told me that his friend told him that all their fans are emo. And this fan popped up. He was fat, and he had pink all around his eyes.
Me: You`re just an MCRmy hater.
Mom: what`s an MCRmy?
Me: (rubs forhead) oh my god......

So, anyway, about 10 minutes later, my step dad gets home.
Paul: (walks in) Hey, emo!! How`s it going?
Me: WTF??? I`m not emo!!!
So, yeah. That was really fu*ked up. And guess what? It actually happened.