Flirting... -_-

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Flirting... -_-

I hate flirting. So. Much.
But apparently I do it all the time. The sarcastic winks and the fierce yells are considered flirting. Which is weird because I can't flirt. Seriously, not even in improv can I do anything flirty. But when I'm not trying to, I door all. The. Time. While I'm singing, when I'm insulting people, when I talk to S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/Ws. Everything I consider as a sly sarcastic bitch is considered flirting to normal people. But when I want to I'm a fail. And when people are flirting with me I'm completely ducking oblivious. I figure out later "wait, he was flirting with me, and now I look like an idiot, because I didn't act on it in the least." I can count on one hand how many times I have actually figured it out in time and said something that could be considered successful. Zero. Being myself has worked a bit, I've gotten 2 boyfriends from that. The other one comforted me when I was crying, and the 4th I met... and not on purpose... online. It was a fake account and I wasn't expecting them to find me a match. But Gerard made a fake account too... but enough about that... point is flirting sucks ans I hate it. Because I just can't do it. Except when I don't want to... -_-