Does anyone ever actually read these?

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Does anyone ever actually read these?

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Nah.
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Do you enjoy drama?
You know it guuurl!
4. Are you a girly girl?
Nope.
5. Small or large purses?
Neither, purses are laaaaaame.
6. Are you short?
I am a hobbit. But as far as hobbits go, I'm pretty tall for a hobbit.
7. Do you like somebody?
I love everyone and simultaneously hate them.
8. Do you like Halloween?
I think you mean Ieroween, and well, duh! Why wouldn't you?
9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the stairs of a hotel.
10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
That I sacrifice virgins.
Yea......at my school if you don't listen to the same stuff as everyone else you are most likely to be condemmed as a devil worshipper.......
11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
I actually only call two people by their first name.......one is my sister and one is my bezzie beanie.
12. What color is the bra that you're wearing
Black like my soul. (just joking, my soul is actually rainbow coloured)
13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I LIKE MY BOYS HAIR BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL
14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
I'm frustrated with boy-kind in general.
15. Do you have a best friend?
Yes, and shes the fro to my Toro.
16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Naaaah
17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Noooooooooooooo
18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No I'm a wimp.
19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
About three days.............
http://toxictempest.tumblr.com/ ;D
20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Nope, I'm a pacifist.
21. What are your biggest fears?
Spiders.
22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yeaaa..............
23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Nope. I think you should always give someone at least two chances until you decide they're a douche-face and write them a strongly worded letter.
24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Kinda, but not for the fame side, more for the being able to make a difference and influencing others side.
25. Are you currently missing someone?
No.
26. Who are you texting right now?
No one. I am forever alone.