dear US postal service.......YOU SUCK RIGHT NOW!

so apparently a gift that I had purchased for my loving husband has to make a trip all up and down the east coast before It gets to me! here is the tracking info that I have so far received
11/14 Groveport Ohio
11/15 Buffalo NY (which is the state I live in)
11/16 Pittsburg PA
11/16 Warrendale PA (ok... maybe it is like layovers on plane rides they never make sense)
11/24 Jacksonville FL (weird!)
11/25 Warrendale PA (WTF!!!!!!!! YOU WERE ALREADY THERE!!!!!!!!)
and the US post offices are failing WHY?!