I lost twenty bucks!

I. Lost. Twenty. Bucks.
Okay maybe its not the first time,but it's still a big deal. (I have a habit of putting things in my back pocket. it's what I do. And it's also how I lose crap. )
One of my friends decides to wait til the day after to tell me that some girl just happened to chance upon twenty dollars in the same class I was in. That sure was helpful...
That was my lunch, snack, and daily Sprite money. Now my stomach is going to commit suicide, due to my carelessness. Woe, is me.

Yours psychotically,
Jab