My "Thank You" letter to the world. Just keep scrolling, you guys' do anyway.

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My "Thank You" letter to the world. Just keep scrolling, you guys' do anyway.

Thank you, World, for helping in the production of people who manage to make me wish I were never born. Thank you, People, for making me wish my life were gone. Thank you, Peron-I-Will-Not-Name, for this. I'd tell you guys' my reasoning behind my sarcasm but I can't be bothered to.

Thank you, Very-Specific-Person, for making me seem like I have horrible intentions. Thank you, Female-Person (that much I'll give you), for making me feel selfish and heartless. Thank you, Person-With-No-Regrets,for making me feel idiotic and self-absorbed. Don't try to guess who it is because my lips are sealed.

Thank you, O-Wise-Person, for ruining my thoughts. Thank you, Wonderous-Person, for making regret everything I ever wrote. Thank you, Kind-Hearted-Person, for pushing me over the edge. Remember, dear readers, sarcasm intended.