uggs

so, recently at school i wrote this article in the school paper about how people should basically burn their uggs...because if i see one more person where them with basketball shorts i'm going to snap...anyways..me and my friend rita always come up with these weird scenarios..and she says..all the cheerleaders are going to corner you in the bathroom and force you to wear the uggs with an american eagle sweatsuit. and for some reason in the middle of theology class we just start laughing and i left my bookbag in the room cuz that's how hard i was laughing. so then i get all the way to my locker and realize i left my bag and go back to get it...but the door is locked (oh god)
so i have to go to the disciplanrian (who is this burly husky lady..who i swear is an intersex) and ask her for the key.
and she's just looking at me..so i get my bag and go on with my life of MCR forever. <3