Sometimes, my friends should probably just shut the fuck up.

Let's take today for example. I was sitting with my friend Jerell, and right in front of us is Desiree and Alonzo, and behind us are Jesse and Alana. That's when he randomly says, "That could've been you and Scott," and then he goes on a rant about how he wants me to be happy and in a relationship. He's more upset over Scott rejecting me than I am. To be more specific, I couldn't care less that I was rejected, but he's like hella depressed about it.

And in PE today, I mention the fact that I've never had my first kiss. That's when Ruben says, "I could give you your first kiss," and I'm just sitting here like, "Seriously, Ruben? That wouldn't even count."

Also in PE, Sean and Alvaro are always in this stupid argument about who's manlier, usually consisting of, "You ain't no man." They also feel that its necessary to talk in motherfucking hashtags. Life is not Twitter. #justsaying #stfu #talkingentirelyinhashtagsisannoying #youaintnoman XD

-Ritalin Kitty