I don't like Six Flags.

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I don't like Six Flags.

My mom has the nerve to be mad at me for not liking Six Flags, but here's the thing. I don't like rollercoasters. I can't handle anything more intense than Revenge of the Mummy at Universal Studios Hollywood. Why in the fuck did she think that it was a good idea to take me to Six Flags, the "rollercoaster capital of the world"? And now she's blaming me for supposedly "ruining" said trip. I told her so many times that I didn't want to go to Six Flags, but she made me go anyway. I also said I would go on Ninja and Gold Rusher, but I didn't. (I went on the bumper cars, the restraint was way too damn tight for everybody, and some dumbass hit me at full speed from the back, effectively making it hard to breathe and my chest painful for basically the rest of the day.) I wanted to go on them, but I didn't want to be the idiot who died on a rollercoaster because they knew they weren't feeling well but got on anyway. She tried to make me get on Revolution and Colossus, but what made her think I'd be able to handle that? Revolution has a loop, and Colossus is just way too fucking tall (I'm scared of heights). Honestly, it was a bad decision to take me there to begin with.