the most narcissistic song ever!!!! XD

English lyrics:
I love my appearance
of a perfect man
I am the greatest there is.
Neither wise nor old
accept advice
my only rival is the mirror.

To the moon I would go
to see how the world without me.
I love me, like the land of sunshine.
I love me, like Narcissus am
I love myself, I drew a heart
who says "I and I"
I love me.

I have so many girls
beautiful and rich
but none is worthy of me.
So I'm not leaving broken hearts
I masturbate looking at my picture.

And although I do not believe in any god
I pray that there is no reincarnation.

I love me, like the land of sunshine.
I love me, like Narcissus am
I love myself, I drew a heart that says "I and I"
I love me.

I get along just fine with me
I am the navel of the world
In my life I talk a lot
And when I speak I never listen.
I am my own sect
I am my perfect match
And yes, I am:
I propose a toast for me.