Party Poison Traffic Report 34 (three-quel!)

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Party Poison Traffic Report 34 (three-quel!)

im in a bit of a good mood this long night so here's another chapter in request of Neon Panda Assasin. this chapter is like a review of the entire story so far

*Party Poison’s P.O.V*

One girl went to the ground, “Shit I hate him.” The unconscious girl was all beat up. I liked her pants. They said ‘DESTROYA’ in white stitching up her leg. I was looking at the three and realized something.

“Machete Rose?” I asked almost unsure.

She turned to me, “Oh god Party Poison!” She hugged me, “We all thought you were dead! Satellite Bullet told me what happened.” She looked worried.

I looked behind her, “Who are your friends?”

She looked behind her as if she forgot about them, “Radioactive Sunshine and that’s Thrill Killer on the floor.”

I rolled my eyes, “Lemme guess- Drew?”

She sighed, “You know it.” She looked at Desert Sage, “Who’s this?”

I almost forgot she was here since I was so glad to see someone I knew. She answered before me, “I'm Desert Sage, nice to meet you.” She smiled and the two shook hands.

“How’d you get here Machete?” I asked sitting back down.

She sighed sitting next to me, “Was out with Radioactive Sunshine and Thrill Killer after leaving the diner-”

I stopped her, “Are Grenade Doll and Glitter Exterminator alive?”

“Yes they’re fine. To continue, you know the usual, dracs. Although Thrill Killer got beat up badly as you can see.” I looked over to Thrill Killer on the floor who was slowly waking back up.

“I hate him so much. It makes me sick Satellite Bullet is related to him.” I made disgusted face thinking about it. Machete Rose nodded making the same face.

Desert Sage and Radioactive Sunshine instantly looked confused. “Who’s Drew and why is it bad that Satellite Bullet related to him?!” Desert Sage asked.

I sighed, “Drew is ‘Korse’s’ real name and he’s Satellite Bullet’s cousin. The old Korse that died when we blew up the old BLi building was her uncle.”

“Damn…” Desert sage said surprised, “You blew up the old BLi building?!”

I grinned, “Well not me entirely. I only helped. It was Satellite’s idea.”

“Well this ‘Satellite Bullet’ seems to be very important.” Desert Sage acted as if I was lying.

“Well yeah. She’s knows all about BLi through our various experiences and she’s married to my best friend.” I missed the guys and all my friends. I looked at Desert Sage more. She had bright red cheeks, a randomly colored neon mask, and metallic black skinnies along with her black parade tee and black boots.

“Well I’d like to meet her one day.” Desert Sage said leaning back.

“If we ever get outta here.” I said sighing.

We sat there in silence for about twenty minutes before Thrill Killer was fully awake. She sat up weary and looked at me, “Who’s he?”

We all rolled our eyes because she clearly had no idea what was going on. “That’s Party Poison; he’s married to Grenade Doll.” Radioactive Sunshine said.

Thrill Killer made an ‘ohhh!’ sound, “So you’re her ‘dead’ husband.” She used air quotes on dead.

I smiled, “Yeah I'm ‘dead’. Oh by the way- anyone else die while I was out?” I almost didn’t want to ask.

“Well…” Machete Rose started, “There has been a lot of death recently. Let’s see… Electric Bot, Diamond Exploder, Shadow Exterminator, Flaming Spade, Blasta Baby, Flaming Pup, Axel Blade, and Coral.”

I was thinking about them all, “I don’t know who half those people are.” I asked confused.

Radioactive Sunshine sighed, “Coral was my twin but was secretly a drac, Skeletal Fist had killed Axel Blade because had killed Fun Ghoul but stuff went down and Fun Ghoul’s alive again, but I don’t know who Flaming Spade is.”

“Flaming Spade was my best friend and Coral killed her.” Thrill Killer said fumbling with her words.

“Anything else I should know other than half my friends died and even killed a kid?” They killed a kid. That’s not right at all.

“Oh yeah also, Satellite, Jrto, and Show Pony found a drac and made him a killjoy.” Radioactive said acting as if it was nothing.

I stomped angry, “She did WHAT?! Surely Jrto would’ve stopped her! He always keeps her from doing shit!”

“Well he didn’t like it either! We all went to go get Dr. D back after Toxic Muck kidnapped him and she and Show Pony made him into a drac while we were gone!” Radioactive screamed angry at me.

“That’s so typical of her! What’s the guy’s name?” I can’t believe Jrto let her get away with this.

“His chose the name Broken Bad.” Radioactive said yawning.

“Now that we’ve played ‘catch up’ can we think of a way to get outta here?” Desert Sage asked annoyed. We all nodded ready to think of a plan. This would be easier if everyone else was here.