child porn in school?!

i should explain that title shouldnt I? anyway, so today in gym my buddies and I were playing a game and wwe got out so we were sitting in the corner by the book cart. (yes a cart of books in a gym) so we look through them. it went a little something like this:

Machete Rose: uhhh...... this sounds like porn.....
all of us: *trying to see*
Machete: ok ok calm down i'll read it to yeah!!! "Lee came in and gave mom a long kiss. I like to watch Lee kiss mom."
all of us: o.O
me: lemme see!!! *flipsthrough pages* oh ma god listen to this!! "mom said the present was behind the tree. she said to get it from behind and pull it out slowly. i went under the lowest branch grabbing it. i pulled it out slowly like mom said to."
everyone: *laughing histerically*

so seriously, it was fucking histerical. like there's something pornographic on every page but i dont think it was intended to be.

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