Catholic Coffee(Joke Sharing)

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Catholic Coffee(Joke Sharing)

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman
are having coffee. The first Cahtolic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic man chirps:
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'" The third
Catholic gent says: "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic man then brags: "My son is Pope. When he walks into a room people call him: 'Your Holiness.'"
Seeing that the lone Catholic woman was just sipping her coffee in silence throughout
their conversation, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well?" To which she proudly replies:
"I have daughter: slim, tall, 38D breasts,
24"waist 34"hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God.'"

taken from:
FHM Philippines May Issue