Taya wins by an enlarged breast implant!

In a sleep inducing finish, Taya ended up with our man Bret's heart. Mindy left discouraged and disheartened. With her Sarah Palin good looks and twang, I thought for sure she would lose. I was right. In a shocking twist, a girl's decision to NOT have sex with Bret after five minutes of staring at each other lifelessly at dinner DID NOT get her booted off. Well played Taya, well played.

Congratulations Bret! You have get to have "hot, sexy, monkey love" for the rest of your life...or until next season starts up.