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2nd Place In the Great Whopper Eat Off is...
this friggin' guy, Joey! This bearded wonder, who lives somewhere awesome in America, was so crazed about the contest that he went to his local BK and had them create the sandwich for him! Now that's ingenuity, and yes, a little bit insane...
On first bite, he goes in deep, but barely puts a dent in the thing. This gargantuan gorilla burg was more then he expected! After swallowing the first few bites, he compares it to "eating an elephant." Not sure what goes down in his household, but he may want to keep that to himself.
By minute 3, he's picked up the pace, getting through nearly half the sandwich. What an eater! He "man's up," choosing not to finish with a fork, but instead washing the sloppy meat down with a mixture of cola and what are surely now cold french fries. Like a hero staring down the face of a fierce dragon, a crowd of peasant folk assembles. Do they want to see him defeat his opponent, or do they want to see him choke on his own vomit?!?! I can't tell!
Minute 7:20, and astonishingly its down to the final bite. This culinary warrior levels up to another plane of existence, meditating to become one with the burger. Turning grey, his beard having grown longer through the ordeal, he finishes the bountiful beef bouquet, and with that, is crowned King Of Burgerdom in a touching ceremony of applause, tears, and chocolate chip cookies. Congrats Joey! You get a one of a kind T-shirt, a prize pack, and an engorged colon!
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Joey H is God
I know that guy! HAHA! How'd you find this? That's crazy! You're such a stalker Toro! ahah! Good 'ol Wausau. Yeah, pretty awesome! haha!!
1st Place possibly?
Haha,this guy was awesome.
Thats crazy he got them to make it for him!
This made me want to fly to Japan and kill one of these things :)
Hola Ray! :D
he's my favorite :-D
i was hoping he would get 1st place but 2nd is also really great!!
I hope this doesn't sound bad...
but wasn't this a fake submission?
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check this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTePihPn2I
looks just like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdrFKKlZvY
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Somebody was posting that ^ and when I checked the profile picture of the person that was "in this video" it didn't look anything like him! In fact, it looked like a girl...
oh no, it was a fake entry :(
oh no, it was a fake entry :( How sad. what a stupid girl for posting a vid that wasn't even hers. :( This guy was really cool too >_<
What a rotten thing to do...
I just checked too
that's definitely a girl's profile. look at her "New World Adventure" video, and listen to the voice talking from behind the camera, and compare it to the voice and GUY talking from behind this camera. But for the real person who ate this, I give you props.
I really hope that wasn't the
I really hope that wasn't the case...
This one was my favorite
This one was my favorite because he downed that thing in like, six minutes. It would take me... maybe a week.
o.o
holy crap.
that guy is uhmazing xD
XDD
Beautiful commentary, Ray. Brought me to tears. You're a natural.
Plus kudos to the bearded wonder. His name shall go down in glorious history.
Hell yeah!
One word: Beard.
Total win.
that was truely
that was truely amazinqq...
he is representinqq for us americans heree
HES AWSOMEE !!
his beard is awsomeee too..!
EPICC !!
Niceee
That man deserved the paper BK crown afterwards. But I think I might chuck now (:
I voted for him!
And honestly, he was the only contestant worth watching. Level up!
CRANKIN IT UP!
U-S-A! U-S-A!
haha
REPRESENT!
well i guess its not the best thing to be proud of..
CRANKIN IT UP A NOTCH!
yeahhh you go dude!
U-S-A! U-S-A!
REPRESENT
even tho its not the best thing to be proud of..
HI RAY
hahahahahaha
omg these people r amazing!
(:
Dude, he asked them to re-create the burger? That's some legit dedication xD
I honestly don't see how these people manage it. It's kick-ass insane!
Hey Ray, by the way (:
xo
Great Commentary Ray...
wow that was some disgusting shit. I don't know why i feel special but i do feel special because you posted something on my birthday. Okay now it sounds like i'm showing it off but anyways. Congrats to the bearded guy for eating that greasy piece of shit on behalf of all the americans. oh and ray i'm supposed to ask mikey way for a birthday gift too so yeah haha lol bye!
=]
i voted for this one :D
i was gonna ask them to make me one (burgerking)
but i new id have no chance of finishing it lol,
Congrats though XD
Xo.
p.s dude reminds me of Bob
Injustiça!!!
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O Brazil é bom mais falta muita coisa!!!
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great !
Good :D I had voted for him
He's Great :D
I Love you Ray =D
xoxo !
HEY!!! i watched tha vid on
HEY!!! i watched tha vid on youtube last week!!! I got so hungry by watching him... But i thought that the compt was only for japanese fans... If i had known that it was part or the compt i would go to burger king here, and ask them to do one for me!!!
Thats Dedication 0_0 I Never
Thats Dedication 0_0
I Never Thought Of That To Be honest.
Damn¬¬
Oh Well He Deserved That 2nd place,
He Should Of Came First,
BUT
I Wonder What First Place Done xD
And Ray,
You My Friend, Should Write A Book,
Your Awesome At Writing
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I actually applauded.
That was the most disgusting, amazing thing i have EVER seen.
Ryan, the MCRMY salutes you <3
Also, Hi Ray :D
DISAGREE!
This man is a god among us mere mortals. That was at least a pound of beef * substitute* and three days of calories, and he ate it ALL, in one go and one roll of film. this man deserves a purple heart of bravery! At least he deserves the title of burger champion, not second place. A man with a beard that amazing does not settle with second place, besides have you ever even seen an MCR fan that was a male?
Hmmmm...
VERY true. But btw there are loads of male fans, but your right about the beard ;D
Oh My!
The Only thing that i thought while i was watching the video was "SRSLY DUDE! THATS REAL?" is so amazinng how he can eat that thing!
o.o
Waiiit... if this one got second, and the one I wanted to win got third... then which one got first? 0o
/internal monolouge
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Hahaha, wow, awesome. Great
Hahaha, wow, awesome.
Great job, dude.
But does anyone know what a prize pack has? Is it just some random My Chem merch, or what?
as can open your mouth?
as can open your mouth? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big ...
by watching the video left me not wanting to eat my dinner @.@'
WOULD BE SO GREAT IF U DO TOO !! :)
Hahaha!
You're such an awesome writer, Ray!
This guy is absolutely dedicated. I admire him for that. I wonder what he said to get his local BK to make him that monstrosity....
OH MY GOSH!!!! i'm in shock !
OH MY GOSH!!!!
i'm in shock ! O_O how can this people eat that monster!!! this guy more insane that the girl of the 3rd place .... I can't figure how will be the first place xd
Ray, honey...do you want to kill us with this video? xd
hahaha lots of love for u man ! :D
woah
I swear I'd do that if it wouldn't kill my fragile teenage-hood....if thats a word X)
Yup.
He totally stole Bob's beard style. 'Cept it's a bit more pointy...
:)
Now thaaaat's what I call dedication!
"Not sure what goes down in his household, but he may want to keep that to himself."
I lol'd.
Haha, oh man, I remember
Haha, oh man, I remember watching this one and thinking how cool this dude was. He totally deserves this. If this is just second place, then I wonder who's got first.
Major props, dude, major props. Congratz, buddy.
Oh and Ray, your commentary makes this whole thing even more awesome than it already was.
woo hoo
hahah Ray I love how you write your blogs :)
Congrats to the beardy guy!
wow
and u jst wonder who 1st place will be...
wow
and u jst wonder who 1st place will be...
Holy Shite :O
This man is freaking insane.
Who's the winner? kobiashi?
i cant even finish off 10 piece chicken fries :O
2nd place?
Who got first place, then? This guy finished the whole thing in under ten minutes, AND polished off his fries and drink!
I'm very excited to see the winner now, and read your awesome summary :D
this guy, as well as this
this guy, as well as this burger, are freaking insane. but thats what makes them both so awesome.
*sending love to ray & bauer*
Woah. Talk about a stomach.
That's insane.
If I wasn't a vegitarian...I might have actually attempted the challenge.
Not that I think I'd be able to do it. xD
You go, beard man, you eat that cow!
I have to say, Ray's introduction to the video MADE this. Very funny.
...Hi Ray!... :D ...Okay. I'll go now. :]
hahahaha.
that man is about to explode, i can tell.
nahh, he has a stomach of steel.
xDDD
RAYY! hello! how are you! haha. that's awkward. (((x
Oh holy mother of Jebus...
Okay, this dude got 2nd...He finished to WHOLE entire thing...
I can't imagine what the 1st place winner did...
Or where they are from either...
Kinda scary if you ask me.
Wonderful that he got 2 chocolate chip cookies for eating that thing, it's quite a prize.
Oh and gotta love your commentary Ray! XD
Seriously makes the whole video!
Lots of love to you Ray!
oh myy
i love the lady at end lol ur prize is chocolate chip cookies..
he's worthy of making the 2nd
he's worthy of making the 2nd place!
Ordering a special burger in the USA, great idea :D
Congrats!
Ohhh yeah.
That's creativity right there. Well done dude! Sweet beard.
O_O
I admire these people so much. Jeebus.