"As you distilled your life down to a 911 call"

So i have a date to my dance. But i'm terrified on telling my parents...I'm thinking of not telling them. Cause thats the awkward moment when you have to explain to your Catholic parents that the "he" they wanted...is the "she" they don't. I'm going to the Dance with Madison which (if you've been paying attention) has been my crush for over 2 years now. She finally admitted to likeing me. Its like...mindblowing. Anyway, i know my mother would be open with that...but my father might make me barrel roll out of the car. Which i will totally do. I hate my dad. True story. So yeah....So long and Goodnight

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