Fall in love with yourself because someday you're gonna be the only one you've got

I think I hate making new friends, because then it's too hard to keep up the relationship.
I become friends with someone and everything is cool for a while. But then we simply start to drift apart and I just can't help it. Then if I accidentally meet that person again everything is so fucking awkward and we feel like strangers.
Sometimes I test people like "I won't call them until they call me first" and the truth is, no one calls me first. Nobody wants me.
Oh well, I still got music, the internet, books, chocolate, pizza... Who the hell needs real people?